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PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Paperback. Zustand: Very Good. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000. McMillan, Matthew G (illustrator).

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000. McMillan, Matthew G (illustrator).

Zustand: New. In English.

Zustand: New. In English. McMillan, Matthew G (illustrator).

Zustand: New. In English.

Zustand: New. In English.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

HRD. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

HRD. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - Let's be honest for a second.If you saw this title and thought, 'Oh for f\*\*k's sake', then immediately kept reading.this book is already aimed straight at you.A Ladies Guide on How to Prevent Your Fanny Smelling Like Cod exists because at some point in your life you've had that moment. The quiet panic. The denial. The hopeful lie you tell yourself of 'It's probably fine.'It wasn't fine.This book doesn't care about your feelings. It's here to laugh at the situations you pretend never happened. The sniff-checks. The dodgy knickers. The heat. The sweat. The absolute confidence you had that morning that slowly disintegrated by mid-afternoon.It's rude.It's grim.And it's uncomfortably personal.This is not advice.It's not classy.And it's definitely not written by someone who should be allowed near a medical degree.It's a filthy little gag book for anyone who's ever gambled, hoped for the best, and lived to regret it. The kind of book you laugh at while quietly thinking, 'You didn't have to call me out like that.'Perfect as a savage gift, a guilty read, or a disgusting reminder that sometimes you should let some f\*\*king air get to it!If you're offended, laughing, or feeling personally attacked right now.good. That's the point.…

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - .Let's not pretend.At some point in your life, your arse will fully f\*ck you over. No warning. No mercy. Just vibes, sweat, and instant regret.A Gentleman's Guide to When It Is and Isn't OK to Take a Shit exists because every man thinks he's made the right choice. right up until he absolutely hasn't.You know the feeling.The clench.The gamble.The lie you tell yourself of 'I'll be fine.'You won't be.This book laughs directly at the decisions you still replay in your head. The weak flushes. The paper-thin walls. The toilets you trusted and shouldn't have. The moments where you realise too late that you've ruined your own day.It's rude.It's grim.And it's uncomfortably accurate.This is not advice.It's not polite.And it sure as sh\*t won't save you.It's a filthy little gag book for men who've risked it, lost, and walked away changed. The kind of book you read while thinking, 'That happened to me. Worse than that, actually.'Perfect as a savage gift, a guilty laugh, or a brutal reminder that confidence lasts seconds.but embarrassment follows you for life.If you're nodding along, clenching slightly, or feeling personally attacked right now.yeah. This book is for you.…

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - You didn't lose her because of fate.You lost her because you said something fucking stupid.A Gentleman's Guide to How Not to Romance Women is a savage, filthy kick in the teeth for men who think they're charming but are actually committing conversational crimes on a daily basis.This book is a catalogue of romance-killing behaviour. The shit compliments. The desperate flirting. The 'jokes' that make the room go cold. The bedroom comments that should've stayed buried in your skull forever. The confidence of a man who's absolutely convinced he's nailing it. while everything quietly dies inside her.Packed with seventy brutal rules, each page calls out another way men ruin attraction, kill the mood, and sabotage themselves in real time. No advice. No gentle guidance. Just ruthless exposure of behaviour that makes women mentally check out while nodding politely.Written in raw, sweary British humour, this book hits fast, hits hard, and leaves you laughing while realising you've done at least half of it. Possibly last week.It's crude.It's rude.It's painfully familiar.Perfect as a gag gift, a relationship landmine, or a reality check for any bloke who thinks romance means 'say whatever pops into my head and hope for the best'.Because nothing turns passion into dust faster than a man who won't shut the fuck up.…

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - You were having a wank.You thought you had time.You were wrong. Fucking wrong.This is the moment everything goes to shit.The sound you didn't expect.The footstep you ignored.The knock that arrives right as your stomach drops through the floor.You weren't meant to get caught having a wank.You weren't meant to be seen mid-situation.You definitely weren't meant to be fucking remembered for it.But here you are.This book is a brutally honest panic manual for men who trusted a locked door, misjudged timing, or said 'I'll just be quick' while confidently lying to themselves like a thick bastard.Packed with seventy savage rules, it rips apart every stupid assumption, lazy decision, and catastrophic fuck-up that turns a harmless wank into lifelong embarrassment. The kind that comes back at 3am just to remind you you're an idiot.Thin walls.Creaky floors.Unexpected footsteps.In-laws with no boundaries.Work toilets that echo like a courtroom.Cars.Hotels.Alcohol.Boredom.Overconfidence.And that knock on the door that lands at the worst fucking moment imaginable.This book isn't sexy.It's stressful as hell.It's about panic.It's about freezing.It's about your heart trying to escape your chest while your brain screams, 'Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh FUCK.'This isn't about pleasure.It's about damage control.Avoiding eye contact.Avoiding questions.Avoiding sentences that start with 'So. what were you doing 'Avoiding memories that haunt you years later for no reason other than to ruin your day.If you've ever thought 'no one's home'.If you've ever gambled on timing and lost.If you've ever sat there afterwards, sweaty and shaken, thinking 'that nearly ruined my fucking life'.This book is for you.Read it.Learn from it.And for the love of God. lock the fucking door.…

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - Your arse is a treacherous bastard.It will lie to you.It will betray you.And it will do it in public.A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In is a disgusting, unfiltered, laugh-until-you-panic gag book packed with seventy savage rules for surviving life with an arsehole that cannot be trusted.Written by a man who should be legally banned from giving advice, this book tackles the real horrors no one prepares you for. Silent lifts where the air goes thick. Long car journeys with the windows locked. Skinny jeans that turn your arse into a pressure cooker. Office meetings where you're clenching so hard your soul leaves your body. And that fatal moment you think it's just air before your dignity fucking evaporates.This is not cute humour.This is arse-sweat, fear, and regret.Each rule is delivered one brutal page at a time, dragging you through the clench, the heat, the eye contact, and the desperate internal screaming while everyone pretends nothing happened even though it absolutely fucking did.It's not medical.It's not polite.It offers no help whatsoever.It's fast, filthy comedy for anyone who's ever trusted a 'small one' and immediately considered shitting themselves on purpose just to end the suspense.Perfect as a gag gift, a shameful toilet read, or a cruel reminder that sometimes all you can do is clamp your cheeks together, stay perfectly still, and pray your arse doesn't ruin your life again.…

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - You know that moment when you say something in bed.and the entire vibe dies like you've just farted in a lift That's why this book exists.A Ladies Guide to Things You Shouldn't Say in the Bedroom is not here to teach you anything.It's here to laugh at you. And everyone else who's ever opened their mouth and absolutely f\*\*ked it.No romance.No therapy.Just the stupid sh\*t that slips out when it really, really shouldn't.It's rude.It's common as hell.And it will make you laugh because you've said it, thought it, or heard it and still haven't recovered.This is the perfect gag gift for mates, couples, or anyone who's ever turned a hot moment into an awkward silence with one sentence too many.…

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - This is a book for reading on the shtter.If you're after inspiration, f\*\* off now.I'm a 42 year old english bloke writing down all the grim, stupid, embarrassing thoughts that live in men's heads and shouldn't. Toilets. Farts. Sex. Food. Work. Family. Bad habits. Worse decisions. And that constant internal voice that says things you'd never admit out loud.No filter.No cleaning it up.No pretending you're better than this.If you've ever sat there thinking 'why am I such a tw\*t ', congratulations. This book is basically about you.From awkward bathroom situations to thoughts you'd deny under torture, The Man Rants drags everyday male shame out into the open and takes the piss out of it.This is not self help.It won't fix you.It won't make your life better.It'll just make you laugh, cringe, and think 'thank f\*\*\* someone else is like this.'Inside you'll find: - Toilet talk and why men are scared of anything going near their arse- Couch confessions involving the family dog- Old man rage about work, shifts, getting older, and hating everyone slightly more each year- Weird urges, bad habits, and thoughts that pop up for no good reason- Memories that'll make you laugh, gag, or stare at the wall in shameNo lessons.No growth.No redemption arc.Just one man saying exactly what he's thinking.>Warning: Bad language, crude British humour, and moments you'll laugh at then immediately deny.Buy it as a joke.Read it in private.Never admit you enjoyed it.…

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - You're tired. Not 'I need a nap' tired.>Welcome to The Man Rants - Volume 2. This book is a dump of unfiltered thoughts from a man who's held it together just long enough to function, but not long enough to stay quiet about it. It's about work that slowly kills your mood, family life that never gives you a minute, ageing that shows up uninvited, technology that's meant to help but just adds more bullshit, and the constant low-level anxiety humming in your head like a broken fridge you can't switch off.Some of this is crude.Some of it's uncomfortable.>This isn't self-help. There are no fixes, no lessons, no 'change your mindset' wank.Just dark humour, sarcasm, intrusive thoughts, mental spirals, and those rare moments where everything almost makes sense before it all goes to shit again.If you're permanently exhausted for no clear reason.If you lie awake at 3am replaying something stupid from ten years ago.If you've ever thought how the fuck am I meant to keep doing this until I'm dead.If you laugh at things you definitely shouldn't.This book's for you.And if you read Volume 1 and still decided to come back for more.That one's on you.But cheers.…