Little chit (9 Ergebnisse)

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Paperback. Zustand: Very Good. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - How to Train Your Human: A Dog's Guide to Treat Acquisition and Couch DominanceBy Chit LittleSit. Stay. Manipulate.You've read books about training dogs-now it's time for the real story: how dogs train their humans.Told from the paw-spective of a seasoned canine life coach, this hilarious parody flips the obedience manual on its head. Whether you're a scruffy pup, a pampered purebred, or just a dog-obsessed human looking to laugh, How to Train Your Human offers a step-by-step guide to total domestic domination (with extra snacks).Inside this top-secret canine training manual, you'll discover: - The three pillars of human control: guilt, cuteness, and chaos- How to weaponize tail wags and fake obedience for maximum rewards- Couch conquest strategies and advanced begging techniques- Bathroom 'oops' as a psychological tool- Bonus: The Official Treat Ranking Chart (Kale, beware)Warning: May cause excessive laughter, treat distribution, and sudden admiration for your dog's suspiciously strategic behavior.Perfect for fans of funny dog books, gag gifts, or anyone who knows they're not actually the alpha in their house.…

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - Your cat loves you.(This is a lie. But it's a very cute lie.)Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household's real boss: the cat.In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you'll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about: - Humans who believe 'one meal' is a complete plan- Dogs who wag like they're being paid per swing- The sacred lap contract (you may not move)- Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayals- The nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable-this is the perfect 'just one more chapter' read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they're being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.Your cat will accept your apology.(Also a lie.). …

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - Ever wondered what your teenager is actually trying to say When they tell you, 'I'll do it in a minute.'When they insist, 'Everyone else is allowed.'When they say, 'I'm fine.'Or when a parent replies with the dreaded, 'We'll see.'There is usually a little more going on beneath the surface.Teen Speak Decoded hilariously translates 101 of the phrases teenagers and parents say to each other every day-and reveals what they might really mean.Inside you'll find brutally honest translations covering: - Teenagers talking to parents- Parents talking to teenagers- Homework and school- Phones, gaming and social media- Bedrooms and household chores- Going out and coming home- Money, shopping and endless requests for liftsEach entry includes What They Say, What They Really Mean, and a diplomatic Safe Response to help everyone survive the conversation with their dignity intact.Perfect for: - Parents of teenagers- Mums and dads who need a laugh- Teenagers with a sense of humour- Birthday and Christmas gifts- Mother's Day and Father's Day- Stocking stuffers- Family gift exchangesFunny, relatable and reassuringly familiar, Teen Speak Decoded proves that parents and teenagers may technically speak the same language-they just don't always use the same dictionary.Decode the words. Survive the eye rolls. And remember: 'I'll do it in a minute' is not a recognised unit of time.…