Jeff foxworthy (536 Ergebnisse)

Paperback. Zustand: Good. They say your school years are your best years. That's a lie. There are plenty of good days ahead of you, unless you took so long to graduate that people thought you were in the seventeenth grade.Now it's time to take what you've learned in classes such as math, biology, and introductory drywall hanging and make a success of your life. Okay, maybe you can at least stay off of COPS or Judge Judy.You might be a redneck if . . .Your r'sum' includes your high scores on video games.You think the ability to hold a job is overrated.You've asked a hairstylist for a business at the front, party at the back cut.You list beginner's luck as a skill on a job application.Your savings account is in the ashtray of your truck. Boyd, David (illustrator). …

Paperback. Zustand: Fair. They say your school years are your best years. That's a lie. There are plenty of good days ahead of you, unless you took so long to graduate that people thought you were in the seventeenth grade.Now it's time to take what you've learned in classes such as math, biology, and introductory drywall hanging and make a success of your life. Okay, maybe you can at least stay off of COPS or Judge Judy.You might be a redneck if . . .Your r'sum' includes your high scores on video games.You think the ability to hold a job is overrated.You've asked a hairstylist for a business at the front, party at the back cut.You list beginner's luck as a skill on a job application.Your savings account is in the ashtray of your truck. Boyd, David (illustrator). …

Paperback. Zustand: Very Good. They say your school years are your best years. That's a lie. There are plenty of good days ahead of you, unless you took so long to graduate that people thought you were in the seventeenth grade.Now it's time to take what you've learned in classes such as math, biology, and introductory drywall hanging and make a success of your life. Okay, maybe you can at least stay off of COPS or Judge Judy.You might be a redneck if . . .Your r'sum' includes your high scores on video games.You think the ability to hold a job is overrated.You've asked a hairstylist for a business at the front, party at the back cut.You list beginner's luck as a skill on a job application.Your savings account is in the ashtray of your truck. Boyd, David (illustrator). …

Paperback. Zustand: Very Good. In his bestselling picture book Dirt on My Shirt, Jeff Foxworthy warmed the hearts of kids both big and little. Now, in this I Can Read edition, poems have been hand selected for beginning readers to enjoy. From meeting Auntie Brooke and Uncle Keith to searching for tadpoles and snakes, young readers will love discovering Jeff's vibrant neighborhood all for themselves. Filled to the brim with hilarious poems and beautiful art, this book is the perfect addition to any I Can Read library. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).…

Paperback. Zustand: Good. In his bestselling picture book Dirt on My Shirt, Jeff Foxworthy warmed the hearts of kids both big and little. Now, in this I Can Read edition, poems have been hand selected for beginning readers to enjoy. From meeting Auntie Brooke and Uncle Keith to searching for tadpoles and snakes, young readers will love discovering Jeff's vibrant neighborhood all for themselves. Filled to the brim with hilarious poems and beautiful art, this book is the perfect addition to any I Can Read library. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).…

Paperback. Zustand: Fair. In his bestselling picture book Dirt on My Shirt, Jeff Foxworthy warmed the hearts of kids both big and little. Now, in this I Can Read edition, poems have been hand selected for beginning readers to enjoy. From meeting Auntie Brooke and Uncle Keith to searching for tadpoles and snakes, young readers will love discovering Jeff's vibrant neighborhood all for themselves. Filled to the brim with hilarious poems and beautiful art, this book is the perfect addition to any I Can Read library. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).…

Hardback. Zustand: Very Good. Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary I puts the vern in vernacular, offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in'fe-m ) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy. assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room honor student ( n'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student. So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends. From the Hardcover edition. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).…

Hardback. Zustand: Good. Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary I puts the vern in vernacular, offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in'fe-m ) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy. assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room honor student ( n'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student. So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends. From the Hardcover edition. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).…

Hardback. Zustand: Good. Hey, you The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it's the one you've been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you're blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs.So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French From the Hardcover edition.…

Hardback. Zustand: Very Good. Hey, you The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it's the one you've been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you're blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs.So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French From the Hardcover edition.…

Hardback. Zustand: Fair. Hey, you The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it's the one you've been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you're blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs.So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French From the Hardcover edition.…

Zustand: Fair. Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II puts the "vern" in "vernacular," offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in'fe-mé) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. "Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy." assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. "Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room!" honor student (än'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. "Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student." So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.…

Zustand: Good. Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II puts the "vern" in "vernacular," offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in'fe-mé) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. "Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy." assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. "Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room!" honor student (än'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. "Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student." So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.…

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Hardback. Zustand: Good. There's no such thing as too much redneck. And it's easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy's three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless southern slang. Say after me: bay - ou (bi - ), v. and n. to purchase for another. I just walked right up to her and said, 'Hey darlin', lemme bayou a drink.' doo - dle (d d -el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. Don't even look at him, 'cuz that doodle kill you. tor - toise (tort -es), v. and n. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin'. Whether you're a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen your skills, The Complete Redneck Dictionary is the only reference you'll ever need. Picking up Redneck (and this book) has never been easier.…

Hardback. Zustand: Fair. There's no such thing as too much redneck. And it's easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy's three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless southern slang. Say after me: bay - ou (bi - ), v. and n. to purchase for another. I just walked right up to her and said, 'Hey darlin', lemme bayou a drink.' doo - dle (d d -el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. Don't even look at him, 'cuz that doodle kill you. tor - toise (tort -es), v. and n. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin'. Whether you're a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen your skills, The Complete Redneck Dictionary is the only reference you'll ever need. Picking up Redneck (and this book) has never been easier.…

Zustand: good. Gently used with minimal wear on the corners and cover. A few pages may contain light highlighting or writing, but the text remains fully legible. Dust jacket may be missing, and supplemental materials like CDs or codes may not be included. May be ex-library with library markings. Ships promptly. …

Paperback. Zustand: Fair. The item might be beaten up but readable. May contain markings or highlighting, as well as stains, bent corners, or any other major defect, but the text is not obscured in any way.

Hardback. Zustand: Good. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).

Hardback. Zustand: Very Good. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).

Zustand: Fair. Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it's the one you've been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you're blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).…

Zustand: Good. Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it's the one you've been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you're blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).…

Hardback. Zustand: Very Good. America's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In>No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem>, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good timeAmerica's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In>No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem>, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good timeAmerica's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem , Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good time. …

Hardback. Zustand: Good. America's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In>No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem>, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good timeAmerica's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In>No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem>, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good timeAmerica's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem , Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good time. …

Hardback. Zustand: Fair. America's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In>No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem>, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good timeAmerica's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In>No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem>, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good timeAmerica's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem , Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good time. …

Hardback. Zustand: Good. In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighborhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid. Filled with sly humor and always affectionate, Dirt on My Shirt is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).…

Hardback. Zustand: Fair. In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighborhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid. Filled with sly humor and always affectionate, Dirt on My Shirt is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).…

Hardback. Zustand: Very Good. Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here's the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, you'll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Here's your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like an- ar- chist (an-ar-kist ), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed one's lips to another's as an expression of affection or sensual desire. Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . . i- Pod ( -p d), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law.uri- nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home. No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary I will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your family's reading room, because three is definitely the charm. From the Hardcover edition. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator). …