Moron von zouev (4 Ergebnisse)

Zustand: New. In English.

Zustand: New. In English.

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - And He created the book in seven hours. With worldwide religious beliefs in a downward spiral, I have taken it upon myself to start a new religion: The Church of ALEXANDER ZOUEV. Our manifesto The M'oron. This is an updated version of the King James Bible (Old Testament) where all 6,758 mentions of God or Lord is replaced by me, your new savior, 'ALEXANDER ZOUEV'. Other biblical characters also get a makeover: 'Jesus' is now 'The Dude', Moses becomes 'My Man', the 'Devil' is 'Hitler', and the Virgin Mary becomes the 'Virgin Miley'. Kayne and Kim reprise their roles as Adam and Eve. Also, every mention of Israel is now Palestine, Jerusalem has become Disneyland, and 'children' have become 'little boys', plus many more surprises.…

Buch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - 'IN the beginning Trump created the self-isolation and the quarantine.'This is an updated 2020 edition of the King James Bible. Created in just under 7 hours (not days), this good book replaces archaic and outdated terms with everything that made this year so goddamn memorable. For example, all 3,995 mentions of 'God' are replaced with 'Trump'; 'sin' has been updated to 'eat ass'; all 'priests' are 'pedophiles'; and Jeffery Epstein (who did not kill himself), Karen, and Joe Exotic now fill in for Judah, David and Jesus. A total of 50+ word replacements now make reading the bible more enjoyable and feel less like a circumcision with no anesthesia. Think of this as a biblical ad-lib of sorts, where every page is a humorous godforsaken surprise. Get all 498 pages of awfulness from Amazon for only £20.00. I will be donating ALL proceeds (exactly £6.66 per copy sold) to Humanists UK.…