ISBN: 9798199345064 - i love you, but i am not the household search engine: a funny interactive gift book for the man who can’t find the thing right in front of him (1 Ergebnisse)

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - For the man who says, 'Where is it ' before opening the drawer.This funny interactive relationship gift book is for every girlfriend, wife, fiancée, or partner who has lovingly become the official household search engine.Inside, he'll find a playful collection of mini-chapters, quizzes, checklists, evidence logs, fake certificates, rating scales, and relationship 'case files' about the very serious art of finding keys, chargers, remotes, condiments, wallets, socks, and other objects that were absolutely, definitely, supposedly missing.This is not a mean book. It is a loving roast.It is for the man who swears he looked.The man who asks from another room.The man who opens the fridge and immediately loses visual contact with the mustard.The man you adore, even when the thing is right there.Inside you'll find: - Funny mini-chapters about everyday household search emergencies- 'Did You Actually Look ' checklists- Missing-object incident reports- Fridge-blindness diagnostics- Object visibility ratings- Search severity scales- Playful couple challenges- Fake certificates and reward pages- Dedication and personalization pagesPerfect as a funny gift for a boyfriend, husband, fiancé, or male partner for Valentine's Day, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, stocking stuffers, moving-in-together gifts, or just because he asked where his keys were while holding them.A sweet, silly, and very specific gift for couples who can laugh at the little things.…