Isbn: 9798192923344 - the flying broomstick: an owner's manual (collection éditoriale: the sage mage) (3 Ergebnisse)

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - (Previously published as 'FLYING BESOM OWNER'S MANUAL' by The Sage Mage.) Third Edition Congratulations on the acquisition of your newest instrument of Witchcraft, Wizardry, and Magic!Have you ever stared at a common hearth-sweeper and thought, 'I could fly that' Are you tired of standard, boring terrestrial travel Have you recently purchased a bespoke flying broomstick, only to realize you have absolutely no idea how to operate its thaumaturgic core without plummeting into a pumpkin patch Enter The Flying Broomstick: An Owner's Manual.Penned by the esteemed Sage Mage-a foremost global authority on enchanted aerodynamics and a Level 9 Instructor for the Magical Aviation Act (MAA)-this essential faux-documentary guidebook contains everything the novice Witch, Wizard, or magical enthusiast needs to take safely to the aether.Written with a delightful blend of deadpan bureaucratic aviation rules and cozy, practical magic, this manual treats the ancient art of broomstick flying with the rigorous (and hilarious) technical attention it deserves.Inside this comprehensive, highly regulated manual, you will discover: - Preflight Protocols & Ground Operations: Learn how to inspect your stave and bristle-matrix to avoid the dreaded mid-air 'Total Besom Failure.'- Basic Flight Manoeuvres: Master straight-and-level flight, zero-degree turns, and the absolute necessity of maintaining a proper aeronautical attitude (lest your sentient broom unseat you).- Night Operations & Hazards: Navigate the dark with Alchemically Enhanced Night Vision Goggles, soothe a broom suffering from magical fear of the dark, and avoid triggering terrestrial UAP (UFO) panic!- Emergency Procedures: Vital, step-by-step instructions on what to do if you encounter a magical stall, a territorial dragon, or a highly curious mundane F-18 fighter jet.- Modern Thaumaturgic Technology: Explore the latest in magical upgrades, from Bluetooth(R) (an actual Troll's tooth) and Aether-Bags to Ectoplasmic-Voltaic (EV) hybrid models and the highly proprietary, glossy-white iBesom.Perfect for fans of cozy fantasy, humorous world-building, and technical satire, The Flying Broomstick is a delightful read for all ages. Whether you are a seasoned Broomsquire with indictions of saddle-time or a mortal who simply enjoys a brilliantly crafted work of speculative fiction, this book will forever change how you look at the night sky.Note: The Sage Mage takes NO responsibility for the operator's ability-or lack thereof-to channel magic for the purpose of sustained flight. Gravity is real, and it hurts.Secure your Familiar, polish your stave, and click 'Buy Now' to begin your magical aviation training today. …