ISBN: 9798163225019 - fm 0.08-99: bar assault and pub crawl operations: the drinking edition: a deadpan military field manual parody and gag gift (1 Ergebnisse)

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - Every great night out begins with a plan. This book makes sure it has a chain of command.FM 0.08-99 takes the structure of a real Army airborne and air assault field manual and rebuilds it, chapter for chapter and paragraph for paragraph, around a night at the bar. Part One covers Bar Assault Operations: kicking in the door, securing the good booth, and holding it against the bachelorette party next to you. Part Two covers Pub Crawl Operations: moving a squad from bar to bar by rideshare, with landing zones, movement tables, and a bump plan for when the car is one seat short.- Thirteen full chapters in two parts, with tables, figures, and callouts in the dry voice of the real thing- Reverse planning, X-hour countdowns, go/no-go criteria, and abort criteria for the group chat- Every rank and duty position stays exactly as in the real Army. The only thing that changed is what they're in charge of.- Real safety guidance written straight: the designated driver, recognizing a real emergency, and when to call 911Funny enough to read cover to cover. Useful enough to bring to the bar.One rule in this manual is never a joke: the designated driver outranks everyone.Perfect gift for veterans, soldiers, bachelor and bachelorette parties, 21st birthdays, and anyone who has ever said 'I have a plan.' For adult readers 21 and older. This is a parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by the U.S. Army or the Department of Defense.…