Chuck Boeheim has haunted universities and physics labs for most of his life. He was deputy director of the computing center at SLAC National Laboratory in Menlo Park, CA. While working on the computing for a number of major physics experiments he has visited most of the physics labs in North America and Europe, including working for one summer at CERN. While at SLAC, he hosted (and helped debug) the first web server in North America. He now works at Cornell University, his alma mater. If magic did exist, he would take it into a laboratory to find out what makes it work.