Phoenix Xavier

Mr Xavier is in his 40's & currently living in the South of England. He is desperately trying to make a living, live a good life, learn the ukulele, grow a rather splendid handlebar moustache & deciding what to have for dinner tonight. With his other hand he's trying desperately to learn another language whilst planning the next chapter of his life.

He has written two books, 'The blind chicken professor' & 'Apocalypse soon'. He has also authored his BSc & MSc dissertations & a few short magazine articles.