The Wedding Day

Planning her upcoming nuptials to Dr. David Palmer, Annie O'Harran, a divorcée and single mother, plans to enjoy a summer sojourn at her crazy aunt Gertrude's Cornish cottage, but her pace is interrupted by a sexy intruder, Matt, an American tenant, as well as a stream of other uninvited "guests" designed to turn her hideaway into a madhouse. Original.

Chapter 1

“So you don’t think she’ll mind?” I asked again, coming back to the breakfast table with two slopping mugs of coffee. I handed him one.

“Annabel, for the last time, I know she won’t mind.” David reached for a piece of kitchen towel and carefully wiped the bottom of his mug before setting it down. “That house stands empty for months on end, for heaven’s sake, except when she deigns to pop in for two weeks in September. She’ll be delighted to have the place occupied; she always is.”

“And you won’t mind? I mean, us going?” I perched on a chair opposite him in my threadbare blue dressing gown, cradled my mug in my hands and peered anxiously at him over his propped-up newspaper. “You’ll be here all on your own, David, for the whole summer. Well, most of it, anyway. Be awfully quiet.”

With a sigh, he folded The Times carefully into quarters, laid it aside and smiled. “I’ll cope.” He reached across my rickety old pine table, laid his immaculate Hilditch & Key shirtsleeve in the crumbs and detritus of breakfast and squeezed my arm. “I’ve coped on my own for the last thirty-odd years. What makes you think I’ll forget how to boil a kettle now? Or go out with my underpants on back to front, perhaps? And with the best will in the world, Annie, it’s not as if your culinary skills are keeping me from wasting away, either. I think I’ll survive. Incidentally, speaking of things culinary, there is a terrible pong in this kitchen.” He dropped my arm and sniffed the air cautiously. “Emanating, I think, from those Waitrose curry cartons you so lovingly decanted our supper from last night. They’re not still lurking about somewhere, are they?” He looked around suspiciously.

“It would be rather marvelous,” I went on abstractedly, gazing at a small patch of sunlight on the wall above his left shoulder, dimly aware that my eyes were shining but that I couldn’t help it. “And just what I need right now. Nearly two months of peace and quiet to finish this wretched book, and by the sea, too. And without . . . well . . .”

“Shopping to do and beds to make and the telephone ringing constantly and your bloody sister popping round every five minutes, yes, yes, I agree. We’ve been through this a million times, Annie, take the house in Cornwall and finish the wretched book and get it over and done with.” He grinned and propped up his newspaper again. Gave it a vigorous shake. “Go on, bog off.”

“And we’ll get married the moment I get back,” I said, putting my mug down decisively.

“And we’ll get married the moment you get back,” he repeated from the depths of the broadsheet.

“In the church at the bottom of Cadogan Street? You know, the one we were going to look at? Bully the vicar into letting us use it even though we don’t live round there? Offer him, I don’t know, money for the church roof or something?”

He ground his teeth, just perceptibly. “In the church at the bottom of Cadogan Street, corruptible vicar permitting, yes.”

“And only because Mum was cheated out of the church bit the first time round and would love it so, and—”

“Look,” he interrupted, shaking his paper again irritably. “We’ve been through this a hundred times, Annie. We’ve been through the unsatisfactory nature of your charmless wedding to your faithless first husband, and the not unreasonable demands of my future mother-in-law for church nuptials the second time around, and I’ve said yes. Please don’t make me tread on hot coals again,” he implored plaintively.

“And Flora would love it too,” I mused, picking up my plate and drifting absently to the sink, stacking it high on top of an already tottering pagoda of dirty dishes. “The wedding, I mean. Being a bridesmaid, all that sort of thing.”

He caught my wrist suddenly as I floated back and kissed the palm of my hand hard. In a swift movement he’d drawn me down onto his lap. “Yes, she would,” he murmured, kissing me purposefully on the mouth. “Now stop it. We’ve agreed. You go to Cornwall, you take my dippy aunt’s house if it hasn’t already been washed away by the sea, and you finish your book. Then you return, six weeks later, a woman of letters—and hopefully means, if they sock you the advance they’ve threatened—and in a matter of days you’ll have a ring on your finger and all the bourgeois respectability that goes with being Mrs. Palmer, the doctor’s wife. Frankly, I think it’s an admirable plan, and to be honest I don’t really mind what you do so long as you stop burning the toast and making me drink coffee you can stand a spoon up in, in Flora’s chipped Groovy Chick mug.” He peered balefully into its pink depths.

“I’ll have it back then, shall I? Since you’re fussy?” Flora, having pounded downstairs, came through the door in her school uniform and plucked the mug from under his nose. She tasted it and made a face. “Ugh, you’re right, it’s vile. Mum, pretending to make real coffee by putting in three spoonfuls of instant is not going to wash with your urbane, sophisticated boyfriend, you know.” She went to the sink and poured it away. “And what are all these curry cartons doing in the sink?” She poked the precarious pile with an incredulous finger. “No wonder it stinks in here. And stop hopping around,” she added as I hastily got off David’s lap, blushing. “You’re sharing a bed together in this house, for God’s sake, I don’t see that a cuddle at the breakfast table makes any difference.” She grinned conspiratorially at David, clearly relishing her role as the mature observer of impulsive lovebirds. He winked good-naturedly back.

“Flora’s right. Stop behaving as if we’re just playing Scrabble up there and give her a little credit. And incidentally, where exactly does my new stepdaughter fit into this great summer scheme of yours?”

I looked at him quickly, wondering for the first time if this was a veiled reproach, but his gray eyes were twinkling with amusement.

“What scheme?” demanded Flora. She threw back her head and gathered a sheet of silky dark hair into her hands, ready for the scrunchy poised between her teeth.

“Well, Flora, nothing’s set in stone,” I began nervously, “but you know this book I’ve been trying to—”

“Oh God, is it ten past?” Her eyes flew to the clock. “My bus!” She seized a piece of burned toast from the toaster and simultaneously stuffed books in a bag with the other. “Yes, I know your book.”

“Well, Gertrude has a place by the sea, apparently.” I twisted my fingers anxiously, following her as she dashed around the kitchen gathering together gym kit, pencil case, trainers. “You know, David’s aunt—”

“Yes, of course I know Gertrude. Has she? I didn’t know that.” She threw an inquiring glance over her shoulder at David as she reached behind the door for her lacrosse stick and shoes.

He nodded. “She does.”

“And . . . well, I thought I might go there. Borrow it, just for the summer. Just for six weeks or...