Sorry I'm So Cold! 50 Excuses For Those Always Shivering - Funny Gift Book

"Sorry I’m Cold: 50 Excuses For Those Always Shivering" is the ultimate guide for anyone who perpetually feels like a human popsicle. Packed with 50 clever and humorous excuses for feeling chilly (some more plausible than others), this book will keep you laughing while you shiver.

Quickly choose the perfect excuse for any icy situation by consulting the Brrrr-O-Meter Guide, which rates either a laid back or snappy excuse. Track your favourite ones with the ‘Fave!’ tab and jot down how they went over with the built-in Feedback Section—because even frosty excuses deserve fine-tuning.

Filled with relatable humor, this witty collection is a must-have for those who constantly hear, “How can you still be cold?” Whether you're perpetually bundled in blankets or always reaching for the thermostat, these light-hearted excuses are perfect for diffusing awkward moments or playfully defending your inner chill.

A Fun and Frosty Gift Idea - This unique book makes the perfect gift for anyone who lives in sweaters year-round or brings their own blanket to the office. Ideal for:
• Secret Santa gifts
• Stocking fillers
• Funny birthday presents
• Colleagues who sit next to space heaters in July

It’s a quirky, budget-friendly option that will bring warmth (or at least laughs) to anyone on your list.

What You’ll Find Inside:
• 50 Chill-worthy Excuses: Whether you blame “the wind’s betrayal” or claim your blood runs on glacier time, these excuses will keep your frosty persona intact.
• Brrrr-O-Meter: Gauge the perfect excuse for the room's vibe.
• Fave Tab: Keep tabs on your go-to excuses and how well they worked, so you’re always one step ahead.

Whether for Christmas, birthdays, or as a gag gift, "Sorry I’m Cold: 50 Excuses For Those Always Shivering" is perfect for anyone who embraces their inner snowman. Stay cool (or warm!) and never be caught off-guard when someone asks why you’re still cold!