Sister-in-law free with wife is a comedy novel. Quick Dollars is a man who wants to earn dollars the easy way by fooling people. He has a servant name Cents. Quick Dollars gives Cents all the dirty work and problems of his life, who handles it in a comical way. Quick Dollars is trapped by a girl name Penny Wise. Quick Dollars marries Penny Wise by signing a document thinking he will get a sister-in-law free with his wife plus thousands of dollars. Penny Wise is a very cunning girl and she traps Quick Dollars to take care of her and her family. Penny Wise's family members are low down skunks. One after another, Penny Wise's family members come to visit Penny Wise and create havoc in Quick Dollars' life. Cents and Quick Dollars play tricks on them and drive the family members out of the house. Then Penny Wise thinks that she can't handle Quick Dollars, so she takes help of three ugly ladies who are their neighbors. The three ugly ladies, who are always hungry for dollars take help from a girl named Loose Knot to trap Quick Dollars in their web. The three ugly ladies and Loose Knot try to squeeze dollars out of Quick Dollars but.

Sister-in-law FREE with wife

By FAROKH RUSTOMJI KHARAS

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Copyright © 2012 Farokh Rustomji Kharas
All right reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4670-2459-4

Chapter One

(The servant of the house Cents is cleaning the sofa in the living room, Cents is an African American, he is five feet six inches tall, he has black color curly hair, black eyes, friendly round face, he is wearing a white pant, white shirt, white vest jacket, he always sings a song while cleaning the furniture of the house, and then Cents sings)

"I came from Africa to New York to become a hero. Do some hard work and become hero. But the people of New York made me a zero. And turn me in to becoming a servant. Oh lord listens to my prayers and makes me a hero from zero?"

(Cents climbs on the center table and starts dancing, the owner of the house Quick Dollars comes there with a newspaper in his hand, and he is an American. Quick Dollars is five feet ten inches tall, he has brown hair that is combed backwards, blue eyes, well built, very handsome face, he is wearing a green cargo pant and a green lacoste t. shirt. Quick Dollars sees Cents dancing and then he asks him)

"Mr. Cents today you look more then happy! Somebody from your relatives has died or what?"

(Hearing this Cents stops dancing and gets down from the center table and then he says)

"Mr. Quick Dollars, why is that my relative has to die every time and not you're relative?"

"Because my last name is Dollars and your last name is Cents?"

"But my original name was Tommy? You Mr. Quick Dollars changed it to Cents?"

"I changed your name because Tommy resembles a dog's name?"

"A dog!"

"Yes a dog?"

"Oh! But why did you keep my name Cents?"

"Because Cents is so important to man in their lives."

"I never thought of that?"

"That is why I am Dollars and you are Cents?"

"I take back my words?"

"And you know that sometimes Cents is more important then Dollars?"

"How?"

"If you want to park your car you got to have Cents with you? You can't put a Dollar in the parking slot machine to park your car?"

"Yes! You are right?"

"And you want to travel by bus you got to have twenty-five cents ten coins with you? The bus does not accept Dollars?"

"Thank you so much for keeping my name Cents? I want to give you a hug?"

(Cents comes running towards Quick Dollars. Quick Dollars holds Cents With his hand and then Quick Dollars tells cents)

"Give me a hug some other time? I have just taken a bath"

"But you take a bath every day?"

(Quick Dollars gives a smile to Cents, then Quick Dollars tells Cents)

"You know I don't like anybody hugging me in the morning until I drink a cup of tea?

"Oh! I am really forgetful? I think my brain needs vitamins? Mr. Quick Dollars you should bring almonds for me?

"Look Mr. Cents right now my days are such that I can only afford peanuts?

"But peanuts makes me hot under the pants?

"Sometimes your logic is very stupid? Now get me a cup of tea and some biscuits."

"Biscuits are finished."

"Go to the store and get it?"

"We owe dollars to every store in this area?"

"Go to our neighbor Mr. Loan Bank's house and tell him to lend us some biscuits."

"But it is very difficult to explain to him that what I want? Mr. Loan Banks is deaf and dumb?"

"You go to his house and act like a dog, he will understand that you want his dog's biscuits."

"You are so clever?"

"Now go before he gives all the biscuits to his dog?"

(Mr. Cents goes away running, Quick Dollars sits on the sofa and then he opens the newspaper and reads the news)

"A woman gave divorce to her husband and the husband asks for compensations? I think that man must be my relative?"

(Quick Dollars moves his eyes down and then he reads an advertisement)

"Sister in-law free with wife! Two hundred and fifty for sister in-law and two hundred and fifty for the wife?"

(Quick Dollars is so happy that he gets up and jumps on the sofa and then he says)

"This is a lifetime opportunity for me? I must not lose any minute?"

(Quick Dollars looks again at the newspaper and then he reads)

"The phone number is 6466666666?"

(Quick Dollars looks here and there and then he says)

"Where is my mobile phone?"

(Cents comes with four long biscuits in his hand, Quick Dollars looks at the biscuits in the hands of Cents, he snatches the four biscuits from the hand of Cents and starts eating it, and then he asks Cents)

"Have you seen my mobile phone?"

"Mr. Quick Dollars you have a habit of taking the mobile phone to the washroom when you want to do number two."

"Oh!"

(Quick Dollars goes running, and then Cents asks himself)

"People take tea into the wash room to get clear and nice potty? I don't understand how Mr. Quick Dollars can get potty so quickly in the bathroom while talking on the mobile phone?"

(Quick Dollars comes with his mobile phone in his hand, and then he asks Cents)

"Oh I forgot to ask you that you came back so quickly with the biscuits?"

"I did not have to go inside the house of Mr. Loan Banks."

"Then how did you get biscuits?"

"I picked it up from the bowl of the dog lying outside the house of Mr. Loan Banks."

"What! You got me the biscuits of the dog that he had left in his bowl?"

"Yes so nice of the dog to do that?"

"Please get me a cup of tea?"

"But you did not say thank you to me for the biscuits I got you?"

"Thank you, next time please get the biscuits from the house of Mr. Loan Banks and not from the bowl of the dog?"

"Why the dog will feel bad?"

"Which you ask the dog next time when you go there?"

"Oh!"

(Cents goes away, Quick Dollars dials the number 6466666666 on his mobile and waits; from the other side he hears the words of a girl)

"Yes?"

"I am Mr. Quick Dollars, I have read your advertisement in the newspaper about sister in-law free with wife, two hundred and fifty for sister in-law and two hundred and fifty for the wife."

"So?"

"So I want to marry the girl?"

"Ok, your address?"

"Ninety-seven avenue house number twenty-five, one twenty four street, South Richmond Hill, New York, one, one, four, one, nine."

"Thank you, the girl will be at your house in twenty minutes"

(Quick Dollars switches off his mobile and then he says)

"They say that when god gives he gives it with both hands? Wife and sister in-law both to make love? Two Hundred and fifty plus two hundred and fifty? That is five hundred thousand dollars? My both hands will be in gravy?"

(Cents comes with a cup of tea and gives it to Quick Dollars, Quick Dollars takes the cup of tea and then he says)

"Now I will give you six months salary that I owe you?"

"This is the first good news I have heard in six months after I joined you as a servant?"

"And I am also going to give you a bonus of six months pay."

"Mr. Quick Dollars you are showing me stars in the daytime?"

(Quick Dollars gives the newspaper to Cents and then he tells him)

"Just read this advertisement and you will know that I am really showing you stars in the daytime?"

(Cents reads the advertisement)

"Sister in-law free with wife! Two hundred and fifty for sister in-law and two hundred and fifty for the wife?"

"I have already called them and I passed in the interview they took?"

"Oh! But how are you going to keep both wife and sister in-law?"

"I might pass one of them to you?"

"That means I'll be the owner of one lady?"

"She might be here any moment? So please get some chocolates and cakes?"

"Ok, give me money?"

"You will have to spend your money?...