Congratulations, graduate! You’ve spent years mastering the Pythagorean theorem, analyzing Shakespeare, and writing essays on The Great Gatsby—but did anyone bother to teach you how to do your taxes? Or what to expect at the DMV? Or how to spot (and escape) a toxic relationship before you end up hiding in a bush outside a coffee shop? No? Well, lucky for you, Oh, The Shit You Don’t Know is here to fill in the gaps!
This wildly hilarious, brutally honest, and surprisingly practical guide follows a bright-eyed, slightly clueless young woman as she stumbles through the absurd maze of adulthood, with an unseen narrator dropping truth bombs at every turn. From dodging sketchy tax preparers to surviving job interviews, from avoiding financial ruin to handling heartbreak, this book covers all the essential lessons that school should have taught you but didn’t.
With razor-sharp wit and Dr. Seuss-meets-real-world storytelling, Oh, The Shit You Don’t Know is the ultimate (and much-needed) crash course in surviving adulthood. Perfect for graduates, soon-to-be adults, or anyone who’s ever wondered why being grown-up comes with so much fine print, this book is your irreverent, no-BS roadmap to real life equipped with several Autograph pages to turn this book into the perfect graduate keepsake!
Because, let’s be real—there’s a lot of shit you don’t know. But don’t worry… we’ve got you covered.
.*Also available in a clean version titled, Oh, The Things You Don't Know!*
Don't want to get a job?Is that what I heard?You can start your own business like Mark Zuckerberg.Anyone can do it, anyone at all,But it won't be easy; most start with a crawl.A simple idea inside of your head,Until it's so strong it keeps you from bed.Up thinking all night, about making it real,And all of the fun, how good it'll feel.If you keep up your faith, lock your eyes on the prize,And travel the road, all the lows and the highs,Success will find you at some point, I'm sure.Don't believe me? Just ask any entrepreneur! The perfect gift for the recent grad, this book will give them all the advice they never learned in school and prepare them for life in the real world. Tony Carter’s newest picture book for adults is based off of Dr. Suess’s Oh! The Places You’ll Go! Funny, sharp, and full of good advice for graduates, this book also comes with several blank “Autograph” pages at the end to act as a guest book for grad parties or for use as a yearbook.*Also available in a clean version titled, Oh, The Things You Don't Know!*