The Seitanic Spellbook

The Vegan Black Metal Chef combines his passion for cooking and making metal music to create a unique cookbook that is informative, hilarious, and enlightening. You re invited to enter the realm of linguistic latitude and total irreverence, perform rituals and incantations that unlock the keys to ultimate vegan satisfaction, and transmute basic meals into gold. Experience veganism of the highest caliber for a mere pauper's wage and moments of time. Cooking instructions are written as concepts rich in metaphor rather than precise details, accompanied by tempting photos on every page and QR codes that lead to a YouTube video of the recipe. True metal fans will recognize recipes named after song lyrics. Scattered throughout are inspirational musings that focus on how to bring more consciousness to all aspects of your life.