The Real Republican Dictionary

<div><p>We live in duplicitious times, and nothing is more duplicitous than the rhetoric of the Republican Party. Simply put, what Republicans say is not what they mean, and you need a dictionary to comprehend what they mean. Thus was created The Real Republican Dictionary, a work that offers understanding and clarity of "Republican English."</p><p>Featuring almost two hundred definitions, numerous illustrations, as well as a revised Bill of Rights, altered to more accurately reflect the current political climate, it is our hope that this dictionary will establish an alternate reality to Republican rhetoric, a reality that those in the reality-based community like to call "the truth."</p><p>Some examples:<br> Activist Judges--Judges who refuse to adhere to a strict interpretation of the Ten Commandments.<br> Axis of Evil--Liberals, Homosexuals and the French.<br> GOP--God's Only Party.<br> Iran--Next.<br> NPR--Not Pro Republican.<br> Peace--The short interval between wars.</p><p>"You already know right-wingers are mean. Now find out what they mean."&#8212;Ted Rall</p><p>"When I have to figure if what I mean is what I say, I consult The Real Republican Dictionary."&#8212;George W. Bush</p></div>