Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Stories: Ludicrous Tales of Remarkably Foolish People Doing Spectacularly Stupid Things

The Editors of Reader&;s Digest present a hilarious collection of real people doing dumb things.

Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In this collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. For example:

You&;re a dumb criminal if&;you&;re not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone&;in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department. 

During my brother-in-law&;s first performance review, his boss said, &;I&;m not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?&; --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD

In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. &;Can&;t find Brillo pads,&; she wrote. &;All they have are Tampax and Kotex.&; --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA

I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn&;t meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn&;t serious.&; --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain