The Porcelain God Speaks: Deep Thoughts From The Bathroom Wall

A riotous collection of bathroom graffiti and words of wisdom, The Porcelain God Speaks is a paean to anonymous bathroom philosophers everywhere. Featuring important commentary on religion (“Jesus Saves! But wouldn’t it be better if He had invested?”); Politics (“Bread not Bombs—but we tried bread and found it would not explode”); Psychology (“It’s my parent’s fault more than the drug’s”), among many other pearls of wisdom, Porcelain is a witty, humorous and edgy guide to the best of the bathroom wall. With each page illustrated in inspiring full-color, The Porcelain God Speaks is a literary and artistic milestone in bathroom studies.

Texas-born Jacque Lynn Schiller is an accomplished satirical writer and humorist. She is also the wife of Tom Schiller, a writer for the original Saturday Night Live.