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Magdalena Wallace has already saved the world ... twice! Not a bad record for a nihilist who doesn't believe anything truly matters. Now she just wants to be left alone with her girlfriend so they can murder men who catcall them. But a gigantic, eldritch, tentacled kaiju is on its way to destroy humanity, so the vampires have to get the gang back together to rescue their food supply.

Can a non-binary golem, a teenage werewolf, a resentment-fueled warlock, an optimistic amnesiac reanimated skeleton, and a couple of vampires escape the trolls (who secretly manipulate humans through comments sections), rescue a luck dragon, and save the human race from the doom unleashed by the merpeople?

Maybe.

Can The Convention of Fiends convince any major Hollywood studio to make their story into a high-budget summer blockbuster?

Impossible.

Benjamin Gorman is an award-winning former high school English teacher, political activist, author, poet, publisher at Not a Pipe Publishing, and host of the Writers Not Writing YouTube show/podcast. He is now an author-in-exile living in Barcelona, Spain with his favorite wife, bibliophile and guillotine aficionado Chrys, his favorite daughter Franke, their small dogs Merry and Pippin, and their dire wolf Havoc. He is proud to be the father of his favorite son, Noah.