National Lampoon Jokes, Jokes, Jokes: Collegiate Edition

From the vast collection of knucklehead comedians, pranksters and practical jokers that make up the contributing community of writers to the National Lampoon come party jokes, off color college humor, and decidedly un-PC punch lines that populate this comprehensive collection of jokes and silly anecdotes.  For example, Q:  What's the difference between Billy Joel and Great White? A:  Billy Joel didn't start the fire! Or, while my roommate was doing laundry he yelled, "What setting do I put the washer on?"  So I shouted back, "What does it say on your shirt?"  And he replied, "University of Arizona!"