The Mini-Book of Insults

There are only three ways of dealing with an insult: Ignore it. Thump the Perpetrator (not recommended) Or, best of all, top it with an even better one. For anyone who has only ever thought up a crushing rejoinder after the opportunity to make it has passed (and that's all of us), this little eBook provides a wealth of quips, retorts, putdowns and squelches guaranteed to give that extra edge in any verbal joust. Simply memorise a few of these one-liners to use as and when the occasion demands and you'll soon gain a reputation for having a razor-sharp wit. No-one's going to risk messing with you again! (Warning: Adult Content)