Mind Control Ping-Pong 2013: The Daily Mash Annual (Daily Mash Annual 2013)

Mind Control Ping-Pong is the Daily Mash annual for 2013. It's 112 full colour pages featuring the best things from the Daily Mash this year and some new stuff including: Yay woo yay the Queen wooo yay, Outrage over reaction to Clarkson reaction reactions, Mail becomes cause of and solution to racism, Women Wrong, says cleverest person in the world, Horse Romance, Get the tiny face of your dreams, Clegg's mum writes angry letter to Cameron's mum, Why I am leaving the Empire, by Darth Vader, Greeks say sorry with huge horse, New festival aimed directly at twats, Johansson photos change everything, says Dawkins, Terry dedicates Champions League win to himself, Men puzzled by porn that you read, Stone Roses confirm gig cancellations, Game of Thrones is fantasy gateway drug, BBC apologises for making Piers Morgan look comparatively good,Rangers pledge sectarianism as usual, 50 Shades of Clegg, It's actually not that big a deal everyone tells Bolt, Idiot toffs inadvertently end gun culture, Pandas already drunk, Britain to be hit by entirely typical weather, Football cameramen threaten sexy woman strike, Can we get Flash now, ask apple owners, Starbucks trashed in pre-Christmas MILF brawl, Britain pathetically excited about sunshine, Wiggins tells the French to eat it, Battery powered book a surprise hit, Women told to plan ahead for ill-judged drunken sex.