Mark Twain in Hawaii: Roughing It in the Sandwich Islands

"The views of the 'Sandwich Islands' reported by America's most famous lecturer and beloved novelist in 1866 may differ somewhat from those of the visitor in the 1990s." -- from the book's back cover blurb Way before God made the radio, and a safari could be surfed, Mark Twain decided to venture to the Hawaiian Islands to report on the native population and its unique island habitat for the Sacramento Union newspaper. Catching a wave on the steamer, Ajax, in March, 1866, Twain would spend the next four months in the warmth of the islands' sun. It's pretty clear he had fun, fun, fun, watching the natives dance, dance, dance, but the good vibrations wouldn't last, and before the end of summer arrived, Twain was broke and he had to sail on sailor back home to San Francisco on the sailing vessel Smyrniote. The wild honey feel flow of Hawaii would never leave Twain. Wouldn't it be nice to do it again? Alas, Twain would never return to his surfer girl in Hawaii, but don't worry, baby, except for a severe bout with depression in his heroes and villains later years, he did, God only knows, create a completely new style in American literature, proving he just wasn't made for those times. He would remain a cork in the Pacific ocean for the rest of his life, longing 'til he died for Hawaii's sunny shores; "the loveliest fleet of islands that lies anchored in any ocean." -- SGE -- quote by Mark Twain