Love Him Or Leave Him, But Don't Get Stuck With the Tab: Hilarious Advice for Real Women

"If Loni Love is half as good at giving advice as she is at drinking Hennessy, the world is about to be a much better place."--Chelsea Handler "Very funny advice for women! In fact, I've never been in favor of banning books, but now I am."--D. L. Hughley "The funny stuff comes from Loni, the advice comes from me. When do I get a book deal?"--Momma Love "Loni Love gives wise funny advice straight from the heart. She's the best boo anyone could hope to have."--Dr. Drew "Listen up: Loni Love is a force to be reckoned with. She will give you confidence, boost your game, and call you out on all your stupid decisions. She's like Simon Cowell with a weave."--Sherri Shepherd "Hilarious and straight-to-the-point (although NSFW) romantic advice on everything from meeting up to breaking up, and even getting hitched."--Tampa Bay Times "Love's advice is witty and wise, and there's something for readers at every stage in their love lives."--Publishers Weekly "There's no wallowing in man-misery allowed when you're reading this book . . . Loni Love speaks bluntly and truthfully while advocating that women stand up for themselves, take back their strength, and stop being wimpy - whether they're in their first romance or their fiftieth. Along the way, we meet Love's ex-loves, her wild and clueless friends, and her bawdy, wonderful sense of humor."--WashingtonInformer.com "She's got sass, she's got class and she'll kick your... preconceived notions of dating and courtship to the curb. . . . Any woman who has been treated like a carpet in past relationships should strap this guide to her torso. . . . Through over-the-top humor and blunt truth, Loni Love's how-to book on romance seems to encourage women to love themselves first--and the men will follow."--ShelfAwareness.com "The Real co-host's collection of hilarious relationship advice blends laugh-out-loud punch lines with practical takeaway."--In Touch