The Little Book Of Wrong Shui

In The Little Book of Stress Rohan Candappa taught us how to add more stress to our lives. In this book, Rohan teaches how to increase the stress level throughout the holiday season. After all, Christmas is the year's most important celebration of stress.

The Little Book of Wrong Shui Feng Shui's third cousin twice removed, wrong shui (Rong Shoe-Ee), "shows you exactly how to misplace your wealth area, destroy relationships, and flush all your money down the toilet." It also includes a brief introduction to Wrong Shui Astrology. The Little Book of Wrong Shui teaches the art of moving stuff around and other key principles such as:

* To encourage conversation always have one fewer chair than there are guests at a dinner party.

* A chipped plate is very bad Wrong Shui. But a plate of chips is very good.

* Always remember that in the journey of life two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

* Store food in your fridge alphabetically.

* In any conversation, the gaps between the words the other person speaks allows negative energies to slip through and reach you. To avoid this danger endeavor to fill these gaps with low, atonal humming.

* Attract visitors to your home by placing stereo, video, and computer equipment where they can be seen from the road.

* If your neighbor has a satellite dish pointing in your direction, this focuses harmful "secret arrows" onto your home. Wait till night, then take the dish down.