Lap Dancers Don't Take Checks: The Truth About Law, Lawyers and Other Trivialities. Dieser Artikel ist nicht verfügbar.Lap Dancers Don't Take Checks: The Truth About Law, Lawyers and Other Trivialities

Lap Dancers Don't Take Checks is a lawyer's rant about the Profession, society, religion, cable TV and naked dancers. The book offends EVERYONE. Cops, tax evaders, jury dodgers, home run heroes on steroids, whores, the Pope, and of course…lawyers — lawyers who lie, cheat and steal.Vince Megna's irreverent look at the truth — nothing but the truth — will make you think twice the next time you slip a dollar bill down an exotic dancer's g-string, or lie to some judge about your sick uncle — just to get out of jury duty. Lawyers will wince. The rest of us guffaw! Reading this book could be hazardous to your depression AND your lack of legal knowledge.

If you believe that lap dancing is the honorable profession or if you fit into at least ten of the following categories, then Lap Dancers Don't Take Checks IS FOR YOU! Tried to get out of jury duty. Believe in the Bill of Rights. Get your news from the Daily Show. Like David Letterman. Never actually read the Constitution. Wonder why so many child molesters receive vocations to the priesthood. Are in your eighth year of undergraduate work. Find Legally Blonde 2 entertaining. Don't own a Confederate flag. REALLY believe in the presumption of innocence. Got screwed at arbitration. Faked a whiplash. Are confused by the Catholic Church's policy on annulment. Wonder if there are people in Hell because they ate meat on Friday. Hate the Fox Network. Never listen to Rush Limbaugh. Understand that free speech sometimes offends, but that's OK. Think The Donald is a dick. Voted for Ralph Nader. Didn't vote for anybody, ever. Think the rich don't file for bankruptcy. Cheated on your income tax. Get paid under the table. Never wanted to be a cop. Play guitar, bass or drums. Know it was wrong to make black people move to the back of the bus in 1963. Despise reality TV. Can't watch Nancy Grace for more than 15 seconds. Learned about jury nullification during the OJ trial. Never read The Book of Mormon. Don't know the story of Ernest Miranda. Go to college, went to college, wish you had gone to college. Wanted to be a lawyer, wanted to shoot a lawyer. Frequent gentlemen's establishments, paying for the services of lap dancers.