"This is the most black folks you've been around in your entire life, isn't it?" That's how my Aunt Lena greeted me at the "Back to Baltimore" cookout my family threw to celebrate our homecoming.
I hadn't seen her in quite some time. Actually, I hadn't seen many of my relatives in quite some time. Aunt Lena's mouth hadn't changed much. Neither had Uncle Cleo's deafening laugh. My father's brother was still built like an ex-football player. He desperately tried to lift me into the air, although I had to remind him that I was fourteen, and no longer five.
On my last summer visit to "The City That Reads," I'd welcomed the spicy smell of crabs and the paddle boat ride around the Inner Harbor. But this was not a short summer visit. It was a permanent life-changing catastrophe. This wasn't the usual family gathering where a few of the Parkers congregated to play cards, gossip, and overeat. This was a full-blown invite to the entire clan to discuss how young Nina won't be able to adapt from the lily-white suburbs of Rainhaven, New Jersey, to the urban streets of Baltimore City.
The contrived celebration was held in the square courtyard at the six-family apartment building that A&I bought. I should mention that behind my parents' backs, never to their faces, I call them collectively by their first names, Annie and Isaiah, which I have further shortened to A&I.
Anyway, the concrete area was miserable in comparison to the half acre of grassy land our house in Rainhaven had been situated upon. There were no trees. No shrubs. Not even blades of grass growing from cracks in the concrete. No wonder it was so hard to breathe.
A&I were thrilled that they could purchase this shabby building, which they'd spent the last year or so renovating, in an "up-and-coming" neighborhood in Baltimore City. They hoped to "invest in the community" and "circulate the black dollar." These are their words. Aunt Lena told me it was a bunch of crap and that A&I needed to get off their high horse. I agreed that they were high on something for uprooting us from New Jersey, but I kept that thought to myself.
"Ninaaaa!" My mother sang my name all day to introduce me to family who I had never met. She was reconnecting me with my roots. Her words, not mine. She was wearing one of her long, multicolored African frocks and her left arm was stacked with silver bangles that clanged loudly every time she raised it. She wanted to reacquaint me with three big-breasted, curly-haired women who I learned were my father's cousins. Actually one had rollers in her hair, one was wearing a curly wig that was on crooked and one had what I believed was a Jheri curl. They were squeezed on one of the uncomfortable wooden benches my mother had borrowed from Aunt Lena.
"Hey, baby," they said in unison.
I smiled brightly but didn't dare to speak. Aunt Lena had told me earlier that I needed to leave the white-girl talk behind in Rainhaven. I wanted to tell her that I'd left more than enough in my hometown?friends, a social life, a budding academic career at the prestigious private school Clearview, a beautiful house on the hill, and a healthy distance from crazy family members. But I knew that such a response would warrant a "See, I told you she thinks she's better than us" retort.
The one with the Jheri curl remembered me when I was pooping in diapers and gave me a hug. She almost cut off my circulation between her large bosom and the gold chains that scratched my skin. She smelled like peaches and hot dogs. The other two seemed to be concentrating on something else, perhaps on when Aunt Raquel was bringing her famous potato salad.
My father, with his khaki shorts, leather slip-on sandals, Bob Marley T-shirt, and neck-length dreadlocks, resembled a preppy Rastafarian. He was combing his beard with his hand, which was beginning to gray, while receiving a lesson in the art of grilling from Uncle Cephus. My uncle was wearing one of those Kiss the Cook aprons. His belly protruded from under it like he was due to deliver twins any day.
The rest of my uncles could be found sitting around a brown fold-up table playing pinochle, which my family referred to as the little-known cousin of spades. They were supposed to be sequestered to a basement because their game playing was considered rowdy and inappropriate for young ears. But the building's bottom floor was a boiler room, so they tried unsuccessfully to tone down the cursing for the ten or so children running around playing tag.
"Oh, sh?I mean, smack," Uncle Dwayne yelled. "I didn't have a single heart and I had maybe two spades. That nig?I mean, that Negro is cheating." He looked futuristic, wearing the Robocop sunglasses that he never left the house without.
The womenfolk, as my father liked to say, were either in two places: in the kitchen, cooking too much food, or eating carbs at a picnic table covered with a red and white checkered cloth.
A&I had chosen to celebrate on what had to be the hottest day in August. The smell of barbecue fought hard to float through the thickness of the heat. It was drastically more humid in Baltimore than it had been in New Jersey when I'd left a good two days earlier. The heat stuck to me like the rubber cement I used in art class to bind plastic. I had those embarrassing sweat rings under my arms, but I didn't spend time trying to hide them. I had bigger problems than worrying about minor, inevitable hygiene issues.
When I looked up from the plate of ribs Uncle Cephus had prepared especially for me?extra dabs of his secret sauce and honey?A&I were standing with a tall, handsome man the color of coffee with lots of cream. He was wearing a silky navy button-down shirt and black slacks suitable for work. Next to him was a young woman who looked like she could be a freshman at Rutgers University. She wasn't big or tall, just the opposite, short and petite. Even from a short distance, she exuded a sophistication that the Clearview girls who dated college guys would pay for. Her hair was a bundle of sepia spiral curls that complemented her grayish complexion. Her ribbed white tank top revealed her petite frame. And her knee-length blue skirt revealed womanly curves. Compared to her, I was dressed like a ten-year-old boy.
I surveyed my outfit: white sweat shorts, which I was told by my uncle Cleo looked like booty shorts; run-down Nike cross-trainers that held on for dear life because they were the most durable for me to practice in; and a bright yellow T-shirt that said "Rainhaven Rams."
I didn't have time to be fashionable in Rainhaven. Between my running group, drama club, the young poets' collective and Honor Society, I barely had time to make sure my school uniform was ironed. And on the weekends, I threw on what was most comfortable for whatever outdoor/extracurricular/volunteer activity I was involved in. And might I add in my defense, Rainhaven wasn't exactly fashion forward, except for my friend Amy and a select few.
A&I brought the attractive pair over. "This is Mr. Lamont and his daughter, Vivica," my mother said. "They just moved into the second-floor apartment. Vivica is also a sophomore at Maplewood. The two of you are in the same college preparatory program."
Between the crab juice on my shirt, the odor from my sweat rings, and the ketchup stain on my shorts, I felt too dirty to make their acquaintance.
"Nice to meet you, Nina." Mr. Lamont extended his hand. I brushed mine on my shorts before shaking it.
"We both thought it would be a great idea for you and Vivica to chat and get to know one another before school on Sunday." My mother clapped her hands together, an action she did often, and her bangles rang.
Vivica was completely indifferent. She concentrated on picking dirt from under her manicured fingernails. Every other one was intricately designed with flowers.
"Okay, I'm going to pick up a few more things for the apartment. I'll see you later, sweetheart." Mr. Lamont...
