Existentially Screwed

Are you spiraling in a quarter-life, third-life, or midlife meltdown?
Good. You're in the right place.

Existentially Screwed: Now What? is a darkly funny guide for anyone who’s ever stared at the ceiling at 2:00 a.m. whispering, “What the f*ck am I doing with my life?”

Whether you're stuck in a soul-crushing job, faking it through your "healing era," or just tired of pretending to have clean socks and a 5-year plan — this book is here to say: You’re not alone, and you're not broken.

Inside, you'll find:

• No vision boards. No toxic positivity. No BS.

• Brutally honest advice for people who are mentally done but still technically alive.

• Tools to find clarity, or at least functional chaos.

• A roadmap for building purpose when all you have is sarcasm and caffeine.

This isn’t about “fixing” you. It’s about helping you find meaning without selling your soul to hustle culture or drowning in self-help fluff.

So pour yourself a drink (wine, coffee, or your own tears — we don't judge), and let’s figure this out.
You may still be existentially screwed… but at least now, you’ll have a guidebook.