CHAPTER 1
Lake Phenomenon
Which is more intolerable, to be blinded by what you've been taught or to acquire a truth that no one else comprehends?
Northeastern Ohio. September 2, 1974. My family had been invited by my cousin Mary Jane's new boyfriend Danny to go boating on Lake Erie. His goal was to impress her extended family and win her love. Her affections for this redheaded, freckled-faced young man were not obvious. Summer was nearly over and the fall clouds were moving in rapidly. Everyone in my family was excited about spending some time on his yacht that we had all heard so much about.
It was Labor Day, a time to forget about what needed to be done just to earn a living. We were all grateful to finally be together as a family. My father was never able to spend much time with us because he always seemed to be working. Supporting a family of five was difficult and money was in short supply. This was a long-awaited break for him and a chance for us to bond. It was about a forty-minute ride from our house to the boat docks. My brother Teddy, who is five years older than I, was relentless as usual with his name calling and badgering.
We arrived at the docks at one o'clock in the afternoon. The weather for the Cleveland area was comfortable at sixty-eight degrees with overcast skies and periods of sunshine. Winds were out of the south at 6.8 miles per hour.
It was a perfect day to go out on Lake Erie. We parked the car and walked through the gravel parking lot towards one of the long piers where numerous boats were moored.
There were rows of individual docks; most were occupied on this beautiful Labor Day. I could see other families like ours heading to their boats.
As we got closer, my cousin, with Danny in tow, rushed over to meet us.
"Bonnie, Ted, hi, kids," Mary Jane yelled out. "I'm so glad you could make it."
Danny walked over and said, "Hi, Ted, Hi, Bonnie," and then said to us, "Teddy, Jeanie, and Ronny, right? Welcome!"
I thought to myself, "If my cousin doesn't marry this guy I'm going to force my sister Jeanie to marry him. This guy seems really nice and his boat is really cool!"
"Come on, Tomaso family. Follow me!" Danny said. "Be careful, everyone, the walkways are a bit mossy this time of year."
I noticed right away that there were slimy patches of moss on the outside edges of the walkways. We walked about thirty feet or so to the ladder of the boat, which sat high in the water.
One at a time, we all climbed up to take a look at what was going to give us our luxury cruise. Once aboard we headed out for about an hour joy ride on Lake Erie. It was fun and exciting. Upon our return, everyone was starving.
"How about we all grab a bite to eat?" Danny asked. "Your mother's going to use my seldom used galley below. Then we can all start chowing down on your mom's fantastic cooking."
"Kids," my mom said, "let the adults set up. You guys stay on deck until we call you."
I thought it was a bit odd that we three kids would be left all alone on deck, but no way was I going to complain. Besides, what could go wrong? I mean, we were all well-mannered, well behaved, kids, right?
"I'm so hungry," my sister said as her stomach growled.
"I just want to walk around and explore the docks," I told Teddy.
"Mom said we should stay on deck, Ronny. Don't get crazy."
"Teddy, you're so goofy. I think she just wants us out of her hair."
"Hey Ronny, where you going?" asked Teddy as he followed me over the side of the boat. "You're going to get us in trouble. Mom is going to be really mad because we're not staying on the boat."
"Look how dark the water is. It's creepy."
"You just don't like it because you can't swim."
"Maybe, but I just don't like it."
"Teddy, you and Ron stay close because we're eating soon."
"We're just doing an inspection of the boat. We promise not to go very far."
"Fine, just be careful. I hope Mom calls us sooner than later, I'm hungry," said Jeanie.
"Just be careful, she says. I'm with Kid Chaos. There is no being careful."
"Teddy, where's your sense of adventure?"
"How about I throw you into the water and call that an adventure?"
"What's wrong with you? That's not funny! I would die."
"Listen, you two, can't you go where I can't hear you fight? Ugh! Teddy, stop scaring him."
Gnawing on the side of a Styrofoam cup Jeanie yelled out, "I can't wait any longer. I'm going to eat this cup if we don't get called in soon."
Jeanie was always a little more anxious about eating than Teddy and me.
"Kids, it's ready. Come on down below," my mother called out.
"Man, that was quick," I said. "You two go. I'll be there in just a second."
"Oh no, you don't! Ronny, come on! Get over here now!
"Okay, okay I'm coming. Just go and replace all those brain cells that are obviously starving. I'll be right behind ya, I swear."
"Whatever, just hurry up."
I felt it really odd that after a few minutes had passed nobody noticed that I didn't show up to eat. They should have been asking, where is the ten year old?
I had an idea! I could turn this time alone into a great opportunity to be funny.
I wanted to make everyone feel as though they were on rough water so I started rocking the boat back and forth. After a minute of rocking the boat I was getting tired. Nobody seemed to notice anything.
I looked down at my waterproof watch that my parents had just bought me and thought if I don't hear anyone within another minute I am just going to give up and go eat.
At 2:14 p.m., I pushed really hard and the boat did in fact start to sway from side to side. I started to giggle then...