Neuware - I hope you enjoy reading Timothy's second book 'Community Service' as much as I have enjoyed writing it and as 'The Camel's Dead' which is the first book in this anthology still proves to be popular we are already well underway with the third book which will be called 'Dead Lions to Meet.' Welcome back to Timothy's diaries. We left him just before Christmas 2016 after he had just managed to conquer the dog-walk although he had to be enticed very slowly over it and was still in fear of the killer seesaw from Nemesis. His diaries continue then as he announces the publication of The Camel's Dead' to anyone who will listen to him. They sell all over the world now and are proving to be very popular but please don't let Timothy know as his head will only get bigger. You could always let me know what you think by leaving a review on Amazon though. Timothy came to me in 2015 as an emergency foster aged 9 months old and he was wild. I was required to give updates on his well being and I decided to write as if it was from Timothy himself, complaining about this terrible place he had been sent to 'Love House' to be corrected. The updates proved to be so popular that I have continued them up to this date and his next book 'Dead Lions to Meet' [dead lines to meet] is well under way. Timothy misunderstands everything but behaves like a gossip and tells you anyway. He plays with himself on the intersex and tries desperately to have a sexy-time with well anyone who will entertain him really. He tells terrible tales about anyone he comes into contact with and had people crying laughing at the woeful tales he tells about his imagined sufferings. Everyone adores Timothy and now in this second book he has to contend with my first ever puppy who is also a rescue and came to me at twelve weeks old. Jennifer Eccles keeps Timothy on his toes, literally sometimes as she learns to fit in with the pack of border collies that reside at Love House.

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Titel: Community Service.
Verlag: Touchladybirdlucky Studios Jun 2017
Erscheinungsjahr: 2017
Sprache: Englisch
ISBN-10: 0993107680
ISBN-13: 9780993107689
Einband: Taschenbuch
Zustand: Neu
Abmessungen: Breite: 229 mm, H�he: 152 mm, Tiefe: 8 mm
Gewicht: 204 Gramm

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I hope you enjoy reading Timothy's second book 'Community Service' as much as I have enjoyed writing it and as 'The Camel's Dead' which is the first book in this anthology still proves to be popular we are already well underway with the third book which will be called 'Dead Lions to Meet.' Welcome back to Timothy's diaries. We left him just before Christmas 2016 after he had just managed to conquer the dog-walk although he had to be enticed very slowly over it and was still in fear of the killer seesaw from Nemesis. His diaries continue then as he announces the publication of The Camel's Dead' to anyone who will listen to him. They sell all over the world now and are proving to be very popular but please don't let Timothy know as his head will only get bigger. You could always let me know what you think by leaving a review on Amazon though. Timothy came to me in 2015 as an emergency foster aged 9 months old and he was wild. I was required to give updates on his well being and I decided to write as if it was from Timothy himself, complaining about this terrible place he had been sent to 'Love House' to be corrected. The updates proved to be so popular that I have continued them up to this date and his next book 'Dead Lions to Meet' [dead lines to meet] is well under way. Timothy misunderstands everything but behaves like a gossip and tells you anyway. He plays with himself on the intersex and tries desperately to have a sexy-time with well anyone who will entertain him really. He tells terrible tales about anyone he comes into contact with and had people crying laughing at the woeful tales he tells about his imagined sufferings. Everyone adores Timothy and now in this second book he has to contend with my first ever puppy who is also a rescue and came to me at twelve weeks old. Jennifer Eccles keeps Timothy on his toes, literally sometimes as she learns to fit in with the pack of border collies that reside at Love House.

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Timothy Conehead has an honorary degree from Liverpool John Moore's University and was shortlisted for the Nobel Peace Prize for Illiteracy in 2016. He is friends with the Liver Birds, coaches Sir Ken Dodd's Diddy men in the art of nonsense on Friday mornings and has agreed to be interviewed by his mate John Bishop in his new series to be screened later next year. He adores Craig Charles and is set to partner Danny John-Jules in the next series of Red Dwarf. He is a frequent visitor to Anfield and it is rumoured that he is currently in talks with Jurgen Klopp and could be the Reds secret weapon in the New Year. It has also just been confirmed that he will feature on Sir Paul McCartney's latest CD in 2017. Only joking!! Timothy is really clever and intelligent but needed a ghost writer to help him and so Sir Lord Jack of the Kingdom of Goodness and Love came back from Rainbow Bridge to help him when mummy was at work but he couldn't do it all and so we threw a bag of flour over mummy and put a white sheet over her so she could do some ghostly writing for me too! He has written to Santa Claus to ask for a new seesaw that will be kind to him and his dearest wish is to meet Paul O'Grady and to visit his farm to help him to round up his six sheep. Our Laddie the Baddie came to help too and to make sue I put that nice picture of him in when he looks like he was being good and not a baddie. In between doing ghostly writing for me and taking me to torture training mummy also is a hypnotherapist in the posh street in Liverpool just near the red light district where we think she plays games for money but we are not sure, they could be mind games or they could be any sort of games but I think she is on top of her game or on top in the game, I'm not sure now. She tells everyone she is a professional though and a nod is as good as a wink to a blind camel hiding in the cellar. Mummy also writes about unicorns and there is a series called 'Life on Belles Haven' Mummy writes lots of poetry I think it helps her to feel calm after trying to train us and saves her from needing therapy. Mummy is also known as Kathleen Phythian but only when she answers the phone and then she goes like this, she goes “ Kathleen Phythian how can I help you?” and then she talks to people about all her problems, no sorry she talks to people about their problems and when she comes off the phone she is mummy again! Sometimes she is called K.P. Nuts but please don't tell.

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