A tale of a oddly twisted yet funny an surreal story of wonderlands vision an the style of a devils kiss of entertainment version of candyland.

Alice In Sik Fathom

By Erick Tieman

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Copyright © 2011 Erick Tieman
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ISBN: 978-1-4634-1453-5

Contents

School................................................................2Health Classroom......................................................3Science Classroom.....................................................4Last Class For The Day................................................5Stranded On The Planet `Sik Fathom'...................................10Wonderland............................................................13Her Other Self........................................................15Tree Of Strange.......................................................18Limo Ride.............................................................20Tree Of Strangers.....................................................27Forest Of The Grodul..................................................29Tapeworm..............................................................38Gulutonous Blobs House................................................43Alice In Story Of The Insane Farmers House............................49Ship Sorrows Forlorn..................................................60Entertainers Stage....................................................66Tower Of Mernom.......................................................68Sevens Spaceship......................................................73The Sun...............................................................75Alice Awoken..........................................................77Journey Of Solice.....................................................84Tower of Knowledge....................................................85The Insano Asylum.....................................................88The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell........................................90Diary Of The Mad Hater................................................92The Milkman In Black..................................................94The Pirate Ship.......................................................99The Ship Wreck........................................................101Mudoosa's Spaceship...................................................106Going Where The Sun Dies..............................................114*The Dark Eden - Journey Of Rebirth...................................117*Alice's Fall From The Heavens........................................119*Hansel And Gretel's..................................................123*The Dead Garbage Kids................................................126*Scarecrow's Field....................................................127*The Mad Hater's Story................................................130*The Mushroom Boat Ride...............................................132*The Lollipop Kids Gang...............................................135*The Wizard Of Ozzdom.................................................137*Nasty Nubs The Leprechaun With No Legs...............................140*Zombie Raft..........................................................141*The End Of The Beginning.............................................144Alice Is Reborn Again.................................................145*Life Goes On, On Sik Fathom..........................................146The End...............................................................147

Chapter One

A Girl Named Alice

Once upon a time there was a girl birthed on All Hallows Eve named Alice Strange.

There were no broken hearts on this Hallows Eve night accept for Alice's. It seems that Alice's mother died when giving birth to her. Alice Strange was then born yet not long ago, the world as it turns then - turns then like a screaming dream made true to others accept for Alice as she grew then after.

School

As Alice grew she started going to school an on ... an on.. On one day though that Alice was going to school taking the bus - she thought while sitting & looking out the bus window (while riding in the back seat),..... `I always hate myself.'

As this is the third day of school - Alice was not exited at all, & her long black hair blew slowly in the wind coming into the school bus from her opened window near her seat.

As the school bus parked behind the school - Alice thinks to herself ... `it hurts to know there's just no point of creation, that were not human from ravaging a field before any crow saught the valley the field is in.'

Soon enough the school bus doors opened an all the kids got off the school bus, as for Alice when she got off the bus she notices she squashed a worm by accident under her foot. As for her first step off the bus (like a ritual skipping- the other two steps),.. "strange" - she thought at first as she then not have the queerest of feeling at all. As for when she did squash the worm - it was the squash of the feeling at that ... now laying dead on the concrete.

Health Classroom

Time itself passed by in school until health class had started with Alice at her desk in the back row of seats. Alice pays no attention an stares out a near+by window by her desk, she watches the newly+made rain droplets scatter & drip downward on the window until the droplets reach the seal below. Alice pictures inside her mind the bush outside through the window view on fire. As the teacher went on talking with an English accent. Alice thinks then `wow, schools going to suck without my best friend Erick being in non of my classes this year.'

Alice thought the English health teacher is quite beautiful. As for the health teacher she puts in the movie `Mary Poppins' an turns the classroom lights off.

Alice didn't know much about her nearest classmate named Mary, though Mary (as Alice notices) is secretly listening to music with her headphones on- being illusive.

Alice then taps Mary on her shoulder & Mary listens then to what Alice had to say. Alice asked Mary `like for freak'n sake do you think we have to watch all of this garbage, she fly's with an umbrella & sh**, I mean seriously.' Mary replied back to Alice `so, ya! .. like da! & sh**.' So Alice thought `so, ... I guess most of the students would of prolly said `like da! & sh**' basically too cause the movie's so corny.

Science Classroom

At the same time health class started with Alice, so did science class with Erick (whom is Alice's best friend that not in any of her classes). Erick also sat in the back row. Erick sits close to the science+lab shelves as well. It seems Erick likes also imagining the different fetuses (in bottles) eyes open & close & he rarely pays attention to the teacher.

There's a girl that always dresses in black that has a desk near Erick too whom Erick found out (a couple days ago) that she's into `decrepidology' - the ritualistic behaviour of bowel eating.

Last Class For The Day

Now nearing the end of the day for being at school to be over for Alice & the rest of the students at school, she - (Alice) waits impatiently because of it being the last class of the day. So ... time soon passed & the bell rings. Alice tells one of her friends named Pat (also a student in the last class for the day) - `later' as Alice then rushed through the hallways an out of the school into the school's parking lot where the school bus she'll get onto soon, is waiting.

Alice's classmate in health class named Mary decided to stay at school for awhile cause she wanted to hear the English teacher play her double violin in the...