The New Husband's Survival Guide: The Secrets To A Happy Marriage While Navigating Sex, Money And A Shared Bathroom - Softcover

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The New Husband’s Survival Guide: The Ultimate Relationship Humor Book for Men (and the Women Who Love Them)

NOT just for new husbands! This is laugh-out-loud, painfully honest relationship humor for anyone who's ever tried to live with the opposite sex. Married, engaged, cohabiting, or just thinking about it? This is your funniest and most useful read of the year. Almost certainly.

A Hilarious How-To for Surviving Marriage (With Most Limbs Intact)

You’ve taken the plunge. Congrats! She’s smart, hilarious, gorgeous — truly the woman of your dreams. But if you think you know what’s coming next, YOU DO NOT. Luckily, this book does.

The New Husband’s Survival Guide is a brutally funny, shockingly insightful manual that reveals what life is really like when you share a home, a bed, and a bathroom with a woman. Think of it as the cheat codes for cohabitation — wrapped in a stand-up comedy routine.

“One of the funniest books I’ve ever read... and also extremely useful.” — Cary Siegel, bestselling author of Why Didn’t They Teach Me This in School?

Inside You’ll Find:

• Rookie Mistakes – The boneheaded things every guy does (once)
• The Cycle of Wife – How the honeymoon evolves over time
• Wife Translator – What she says vs. what she actually means
• Winning Bedroom Battles – It’s not about sex. It’s about sleep.
• Losing Arguments Gracefully – Because you will. Every time.
• Wife Hacks – Easy moves to become a short-term household hero

Who Should Read This Book?

• Grooms, husbands, or boyfriends moving in for the first time
• Wives (or fiancées) curious about what their man really thinks
• Parents hoping their kid’s marriage survives the honeymoon
• Anyone with a pulse who isn’t medically prohibited from laughing

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