A Useless Book - Hardcover

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A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing. Made-up reviews (for fun): - "The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book." - Readers Indigestion Digest "My chair enjoyed it more than I did." - Better Homes & Bookends "Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has." - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly "My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot." - Parenting Panic Quarterly "Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed." - Aquatic Book Review & Snacks "Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain." - IQ Not Included "A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed." - The London Foghorn "This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less." - Forgetful & Free Newsletter "If I could unread it, I would. Twice." - Amnesia Weekly

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