Survival Guide For Kids: The Totally Real, 100% Honest Guide To Halloween - Softcover

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Get ready for a hilarious, slightly spooky, and 100% relatable survival guide to the wildest night of the year—Halloween! Whether you're dodging haunted fog machines, trading candy like a Wall Street goblin, or trying to escape the grip of fake spiderwebs, Oliver's got your back.

✅ Perfect for ages 8–12
✅ Packed with laugh-out-loud humor and survival "tips"
✅ Illustrated in a fun black-and-white comic layout

Inside you’ll find:
• ✅ Costume hacks (and cautionary tales involving glue guns and cardboard)
• ✅ Haunted house survival tips (spoiler: don't trust the fog)
• ✅ Sibling sabotage strategies (steal the candy without getting caught!)
• ✅ Candy economy breakdowns (what’s actually worth trading)
• ✅ Tricks to dodge school party chaos and embarrassing parent moments
• ✅ Real-ish Halloween superstitions (do not say “Bloody Mary”)

Whether you're a Halloween veteran or a first-time trick-or-treater, this book is your ultimate guide to surviving the sugar rush, costume meltdowns, and spooky surprises of October 31st.

🕷️ Warning: May cause extreme laughter and possible candy cravings.

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