Tomato Tangles & Bloody Mary Secrets: A Funny Cocktail, Party, and Spa Book About the World’s Sassiest Fruit (Junie Fermentine’s Kitchen Cult Classic) - Softcover

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Tomatoes have secrets. And Junie Fermentine just spilled the Bloody Mary.

Tomato Tangles & Bloody Mary Secrets is the eleventh fruity fiasco in Junie’s cult-favorite Kitchen Cult Classics series—a cocktail-soaked, brunch-splattered adventure through the questionable past of the world’s sassiest fruit-pretending-to-be-a-vegetable.

Inside you’ll find:

• 🍅 Unreliable tomato lore involving bathtub wine, scandalous salads, and a missing marinara recipe

• 🍸 Bloody Mary variations so dangerous they require consent forms

• 🧖♀️ Spa rituals involving crushed tomatoes and self-esteem issues

• 💬 MisStory pages with tomato crimes too juicy to be legal

Whether you’ve ever questioned brunch etiquette, argued over gazpacho, or just want a spicy laugh, this is the paperback for you.

Warning: May cause brunch-related overconfidence, unsolicited tomato facts, and the desire to start a fruit cult.

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