FARTS, something to take pride in!!!: Where are they from? Where are they headed? - Softcover

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At last, a book that dares to take flatulence seriously. Sort of.
From the silent creepers to the door-rattling detonators, Dangerous Farts is your impeccably illustrated guide to the gassy side of greatness. Equal parts satire, science, and sheer nonsense, it’s the ideal gift for any man who thinks he's above toilet humour – but laughs anyway when someone says "who did that?"
Inside this stylishly absurd volume, you’ll find:
The Official Fart Decibel Scale (with categories from "Suspicious Whisper" to "Neighbour Complaints")
A Contract for Couples and Flatmates: because boundaries are important
Fart Personality Types: Are you a Knocker, a Sneaker, or the Royal Trumpet?
Historical flatulence catastrophes (yes, we went there)
Elegant diagrams that explain nothing but amuse greatly
And a handy game of Fart Bingo – because why not?
Printed with a wipe-clean matte cover, as are all books by Malovit Publishing, because let’s face it: when it’s a loo book, you don’t want to leave a trace.
This is not just a book.
It’s a public service.
A tribute.
An eruption of literary gas and class.
Perfect for:
Your dad, your brother, your baffled boyfriend
That colleague with too much time and too many beans
Or just as the only acceptable bathroom book for your Airbnb

Malovit stands for:
✔️ Wipe-Clean Covers
Because bathroom books need to survive in humid environments. Our books are tough, non-slip, and ready for any lavatory-level adventure.
✔️ Thinking Outside the Bowl
Malovit turns books into objects of laughter, gifting, and pure amazement. We write about the things others wouldn’t dare joke about.
✔️ Design with Attitude
Retro meets wit meets joyful anarchy. Our covers pop in your face—and stay in your head. (Or on your toilet tank.)
✔️ Topics no one else prints
Farts, mishaps, embarrassing truths, awkward everyday absurdities—at Malovit, things are allowed to explode, stick, and make noise.
📦 Malovit is ideal for:
Men who “don’t need anything for their birthday”
Women who gift it anyway (with a wink)
Bathrooms, shared flats, guest rooms, office parties, stag dos
And everyone who still believes laughter isn’t a crime

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"The ideal gift for men with a sense of humour",
"Perhaps the best toilet reading since the invention of toilet paper"
"Like Heinz Strunk on beans"
"The Loriot of the intestine"
"The men's book that pops – in the literal sense"

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