Dot Off Wedding Edition - Softcover

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📖 Dot Off: Wedding Edition

✨ Because love is blind, but wedding invoices aren’t. ✨

Congratulations! You’re getting married — or, at the very least, being dragged into the emotional circus of someone else’s “best day ever.” 🎪💍

This isn’t some fluffy bridal planner with pastel checklists and “manifest your dream day” vibes. Nope. This is for real adults who know weddings are basically one long anxiety marathon where the seating chart causes more trauma than your actual childhood.

Inside you’ll find:
✅ Outrageously savage doodle prompts (like sketching your future in-laws arguing over canapés).
✅ Sarcastic clues that capture the chaos of stag/hen nights, family meltdowns, and floral bills that could fund a small nation.
✅ Therapy disguised as dot-to-dot — cheaper than a counsellor, less messy than drunk-texting your ex.
✅ A judgment-free zone where it’s perfectly acceptable to doodle your fiancé as a flight risk.

Whether you’re the bride, groom, maid of honour, best man, or just that cousin wondering how you got roped into this madness — this book is your passive-aggressive confetti cannon.

Perfect gift for:
💔 Brides hiding in the bathroom to cry over the dress fittings.
🍾 Grooms Googling “cheapest stag do in Prague.”
👰 In-laws silently plotting murder over the seating chart.
🎉 Anyone who thought an open bar would “keep things simple.”
…Oh, and you. Definitely you.

So grab a pen, connect some dots, and laugh your way through the overpriced, stress-soaked chaos that we all politely call a “wedding.” Because if you can’t escape the madness, you might as well doodle about it.

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