CHERRY BOMB: Pits Punchlines & Poor Life Choices (Junie Fermentine’s Kitchen Cult Classic) - Softcover

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Warning: This book may cause explosive laughter and unplanned self-reflection. Handle with cherries.

Junie Fermentine is back—armed with a spa robe, a blender, and enough cherry pits to make questionable decisions seem like self-care.

🍒 Inside Cherry Bomb, you’ll find:

• Outrageous cherry cocktails that double as therapy

• DIY spa treatments with a hint of rebellion

• A juicy mix of historical fiction, myth, and just enough nonsense to make you doubt your own sanity

• Party ideas that toe the line between Pinterest-worthy and outright criminal

• And yes—more poor life choices than a 3am text to your ex

From boozy bath bombs to midlife meltdowns wrapped in red fruit, Cherry Bomb is your new bible of unhinged self-love.

If you like your skincare with sarcasm, your punch spiked, and your inner goddess slightly feral—this is your book.
Perfect for fans of humor, spa satire, chaotic kitchen witches, and anyone who’s ever had a cherry stain on their soul.

🍷 Pour a glass. Light a candle. Ignore your responsibilities. It’s Junie Time.

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