Wash Your Booty: Taking Care of God’s Created Poetry—From Head to Toes - Softcover

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Wash Your Booty
Biblical Wisdom, Practical Hygiene, and Dignity for Everyday Life

What if caring for your body wasn’t awkward…
wasn’t shame-filled…
and wasn’t ignored until something went wrong?

Wash Your Booty is a bold, humorous, and deeply practical guide to clean living—inside and out—rooted in biblical wisdom and everyday common sense. Beneath the playful title is a serious mission: to restore dignity, discipline, and stewardship to how we care for the bodies and lives God entrusted to us.

This book tackles what people rarely teach and often avoid—personal hygiene, health habits, aging, disability, prevention, mental clarity, integrity, movement, and spiritual discipline—without embarrassment, without gimmicks, and without sugarcoating the truth.

Written with compassion, clarity, and straight talk, Wash Your Booty walks readers head-to-toe through life’s most practical responsibilities:

• Daily hygiene and disease prevention

• Exercise, walking, and strength at every age

• Diet, discipline, and self-control

• Integrity, honesty, and mental well-being

• Aging, caregiving, disability, and dignity

• Fasting, prayer, and inner cleanliness

• Biblical stewardship of body, mind, and life

This is not a medical textbook.
This is not a self-help trend.
This is biblical wisdom applied to ordinary life—where faith meets soap, movement, discipline, and grace.

Perfect for:
Parents and families
Caregivers and seniors
Churches, small groups, and men’s ministries
Homeschool and Christian education
Veterans and recovery communities
Anyone tired of “cardboard Christianity” that ignores real life

The tone is honest.
The humor is intentional.
The message is respectful and firm.

You will laugh.
You will nod.
You may feel challenged.
You will leave equipped.

Because stewardship isn’t flashy—but it is faithful.

This book is written for older teens and adults. While the tone is respectful and non-explicit, it addresses personal hygiene, bodily care, aging, disability, and health habits in a direct, educational manner. Parents and guardians are encouraged to review the content before sharing with younger readers.

Wash Your Booty isn’t about perfection.
It’s about faithfulness.
It’s about dignity.
It’s about living wisely—one clean step at a time.

Transparency on Age Disclaimer:
Age Recommendation: 13+

Why 13+ works well:

• It aligns with middle school and up, when basic health, hygiene, and responsibility are developmentally appropriate

• The book is non-explicit, educational, and respectful

• Amazon KDP commonly accepts 13+ for books discussing body care, health habits, and faith-based life guidance

• It allows use in church youth groups, families, and homeschool settings with parental discretion

Age Recommendation: 13+
This book is written for teens and adults. It addresses personal hygiene, health habits, aging, and stewardship in a direct, educational, and non-explicit manner. Parental guidance is encouraged for younger readers.

If you want a more conservative option, you could use 16+, but from a sales and accessibility standpoint, 13+ is the strongest and most flexible choice.

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