Yes, I Knocked It Over: Memos & Mischief from The Council: Boundaries, Chaos, and Zero Remorse - Softcover

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Yes, I Knocked It Over.
And no, I’m not sorry.

Yes, I Knocked It Over.
And no… I’m not sorry.

If you’ve ever lived with a cat, you already know the truth:

You don’t own them.
You report to them.

This isn’t just a funny cat book.
It’s a brutally honest look at the real power structure inside one very particular household—run entirely by cats.

Through a mix of stories, character breakdowns, and “official memos,” you’ll see exactly how the system works.

Inside, you’ll meet the real leadership team:

• Raleigh — The Fluffy CEO (silent judgment, strategic affection)
• Bongo — The Muscle (18 pounds of enforcement and consequences)
• Veah — The Royal Advisor (emotional manipulation and early warnings)
• Gary — The Godfather (long-game strategist… always wins)
• Feather — The Convert-Maker (weaponized softness and charm)

Each chapter pulls back the curtain:
Real stories from their household
“Official memos” explaining their decisions
The logic behind behaviors every cat owner will recognize

You may not live with these exact cats…

…but you’ll recognize every move.

Perfect for:

• Cat owners who know the truth
• Fans of sarcastic, character-driven humor
• Anyone looking for a unique, funny gift for a cat lover

Warning: After reading this, you may finally accept your role in the household.

Buy now… before your cat does.

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