I Didn't Order a Kiss: Free Forever, Unlimited Supply - Softcover

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He did NOT order a kiss.

And yet — they keep arriving. Morning ones. Cheek ones. The one that lands on his knee when he falls down. Nobody ever asked him. Nobody ever filled out a single form.

So he does what any reasonable big kid would do: he files a Cancellation Form. Terms and conditions. Checkboxes. A very official signature in red crayon.

His mom reads it all the way through. And then — she says yes.

The kisses stop. Every single one of them. And the house gets very, very quiet.

From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby and I Didn't Order a Monster comes a third deadpan-funny story about a big feeling — this time, the one nobody warns you about: the day your kid decides they're too old for you. It lets a child say no, takes that no completely seriously, and then lets him find his own way back.

Perfect for:
- Kids ages 4–8 who have started ducking, dodging, and wiping cheeks
- Grown-ups feeling that first small step away — and hoping it isn't permanent
- Mother's Day, birthday, and "you're growing up too fast" gifts
- Read-alouds that make kids laugh and parents a little misty

40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and the most satisfying re-subscription in picture-book history.

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