Grandma Said WHAT?!: The Unfiltered Wit, Wisdom & Zero-Filter One-Liners of the Woman Who Raised Us All - Softcover

Grandma Said WHAT?! : The Unfiltered Wit, Wisdom & Zero-Filter One-Liners of the Woman Who Raised Us All

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - Every family has one. And she has no filter. She'll tell the cardiologist he went to school eleven years just to tell her to drink more water. She'll rename a grandchild 'Disappointment' - with a wink. And she will not let a single soul leave the table hungry, no matter what the doctor said. Grandma Said WHAT ! collects 210 laugh-out-loud one-liners in the voice of the grandmother who says the thing everybody else is only thinking. Organized by exactly who is on the receiving end of her wisdom: - The Grandkids - spoiled rotten, sugared up, and gently confused. - The Grown Kids (Who Still Don't Listen) - they pay taxes now and still can't season a chicken. - The Doctor's Office - where medical degrees go to be second-guessed by a woman with a heating pad and nothing to lose. - Out in Public - the grocery store, the bank, and every waiter brave enough to bring her cold soup. - On the Phone - where she holds the device like it's radioactive and forgets which button hangs up. - At the Dinner Table - the holy ground, where refusing a second helping is a personal insult. It's the perfect gift for Mother's Day, Grandparents Day, a birthday, or a stocking stuffer - for your grandmother, your mom, or anyone who has ever taken Grandma to a doctor's appointment and watched her tell the specialist he's holding the stethoscope wrong. Read a page a day. Read the doctor's chapter out loud to someone who needs a laugh. And if you hear her voice on every line - good. That means we got her right. Grab a copy for Grandma. Grab one for yourself. She'd tell you to buy two - they were practically giving them away. Artikel-Nr. 9798191116198

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