How to Stop Your Toast from Landing Jam-Side Down: A Dead-Serious Manual for a Completely Trivial Breakfast Emergency - Softcover

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A completely serious manual for one of breakfast’s most ridiculous problems.

Why does toast seem determined to land jam-side down?

How to Stop Your Toast from Landing Jam-Side Down treats this trivial domestic disaster with the seriousness of an engineering handbook, a safety protocol, and a scientific investigation combined.

Inside, you’ll discover absurdly detailed guidance on toast physics, jam risk, plate selection, carrying techniques, table edges, cats, carpets, emergency interception, and the many ways breakfast can go catastrophically wrong.

Perfect for readers who enjoy dry humor, absurd manuals, parody, and ridiculous gift books.

Because breakfast should never be left to chance.

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