How to Repel Men: Things to Say if You Want to Be Left Alone Forever: (funny gift for women, gag gifts) - Softcover

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The Anti-Dating Guide You Didn’t Know You Needed

Want to lose a guy in 0.3 seconds? Look no further.

Whether you’re tired of dating apps, allergic to commitment, or simply want to create enough chaos to guarantee a man never calls you back, this book is your unhinged humor playbook. From casually eating a whole lemon on a park bench to whispering “what fruit were you in a past life?” at dinner, every page is its own social exit strategy

Inside you’ll find:

• Psychological tricks (and by psychological, we mean slightly concerning)
• Conversation starters that double as red flags
• Lifestyle habits guaranteed to terrify even the most persistent suitor
• Absurd, hilarious, wildly effective ways to keep men at a safe emotional (and sometimes physical) distance

Buy it for the plot. Keep it for the power. Leave it somewhere confusing.

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