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YOU CONSIDER ONE CABBAGE ROLL AND SIX TYPES OF PEROGIES TO BE A SEVEN COURSE MEAL.

YOU GET NOSEBLEEDS IN HIGHER ALTITUDES.

YOU'VE EVER GONE OUT IN MINUS 30 DEGREES WEATHER AND SAID IT'S A LITTLE NICER TODAY.

YOU CONSIDER 23 YEARS BETWEEN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIPS ACCEPTABLE.

YOU CONSIDER 3 MILES OF VISABILITY TO BE A LITTLE FOGGY.

YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL KNOWING THERE ARE NO CURVES ON THE ROAD FOR AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR.

YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF THE, "BUT THIS IS BIGGAR" JOKE.

YOU CONSIDER A HALF TON TRUCK TO BE A FUEL EFFICIENT COMPACT.

YOU HAVE GONE TO THE MARITIMES AND NEEDED A TRANSLATOR.

YOU READ THE CONSTITUTION AND WERE SURPRISED TO FIND OUT THAT UKRANIAN IS NOT AN OFFICIAL LANGUAGE.

YOU WROTE A PROTEST LETTER TO THE CBC FOR SUGGESTING THAT TOMMY DOUGLAS MIGHT NOT BE THE GREATEST CANADIAN.

YOU'VE EVER TAKEN A FAMILY VACATION TO SEE A STATUE OF A GIANT GRASSHOPPER.

YOUR EMPLOYER ALLOWS YOU TIME OFF TO HARVEST GRAIN.