Meet Mr. Shoutyteacher, as well as the school nose-picker (careful if he’s sitting next to you!).<br><br> What’s your excuse for not doing your home-work? Who feels like math is a number-filled mystery? What’s your favorite sport—football in the playground or risk the dangers of roller-skating?<br><br> Rap and rhyme your way around all the notable characters in school, not forgetting the members of your own embarrassing family. And look out for jokes as well as fascinating facts (true or false?).
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<b>Neal Zetter </b>has been using poetry writing and performance to develop literacy, confidence, self-expression, and creativity in 3 to 103 year-olds for over twenty years and his book <i>Bees in My Bananas</i> won the 2015 Wishing Shelf Independent Book Award. <b>Emily Ford</b> is a freelance illustrator from Cumbria and collaborated with Stevie Westgarth to create Troika's<i> Aife and Stray: Seven Style Secrets for a Perilous Party</i>. She has recently illustrated <i>Riding a Lion</i>, Coral Rumble’s poetry collection, for Troika.
<b>The Dog Ate My Homework </b><br><br> The dog ate my homework Miss<br> At breakfast time today<br> I managed to complete it first<br> I’m sure I got top grade<br><br> He suddenly felt peckish<br> In one gulp wolfed it down<br> I can’t hand in my homework<br> ‘Cause I have a hungry hound<br><br> The dog ate my homework Miss<br> He shredded it to bits<br> Then munched it, crunched it, lunched it<br> Sent it to the dark abyss<br><br> It’s stuck inside his stomach<br> It nestles in his guts<br> I can’t hand in my homework<br> ‘Cause my mutt has scoffed it up<br><br> The dog ate my homework Miss<br> I hate to break bad news<br> Preferred it to his dinner<br> And his biscuits, treats and chews<br><br> I’m begging you believe me<br> I’m telling you the truth<br> I can’t hand in my homework<br> ‘Cause my pet’s a piggish pooch<br><br> The dog ate my homework Miss<br> It’s never coming back<br> My literacy, French, science<br> Art, geography and maths<br><br> He certainly is sorry<br> I hope you’re fine with that<br> But think I’d better warn you...<br> I also own a greedy cat
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Zustand: Very Good. Ford, Emily (illustrator). Most items will be dispatched the same or the next working day. A copy that has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged. Artikel-Nr. wbs8484427923
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Zustand: Very Good. Ford, Emily (illustrator). 1768834471. 1/19/2026 2:54:31 PM. Artikel-Nr. U9781909991576
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Anbieter: Better World Books Ltd, Dunfermline, Vereinigtes Königreich
Zustand: Very Good. Ford, Emily (illustrator). Pages intact with possible writing/highlighting. Binding strong with minor wear. Dust jackets/supplements may not be included. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good. Artikel-Nr. 56255464-20
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Anbieter: Better World Books Ltd, Dunfermline, Vereinigtes Königreich
Zustand: Good. Ford, Emily (illustrator). Former library copy. Pages intact with minimal writing/highlighting. The binding may be loose and creased. Dust jackets/supplements are not included. Includes library markings. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good. Artikel-Nr. 52636827-20
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Anbieter: Better World Books Ltd, Dunfermline, Vereinigtes Königreich
Zustand: Very Good. Ford, Emily (illustrator). Former library copy. Pages intact with possible writing/highlighting. Binding strong with minor wear. Dust jackets/supplements may not be included. Includes library markings. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good. Artikel-Nr. 52635519-20
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Anbieter: WorldofBooks, Goring-By-Sea, WS, Vereinigtes Königreich
Paperback. Zustand: Fine. Ford, Emily (illustrator). Artikel-Nr. GOR014696112
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Anbieter: WorldofBooks, Goring-By-Sea, WS, Vereinigtes Königreich
Paperback. Zustand: Very Good. Ford, Emily (illustrator). Heres a poetry collection by comedy performance poet Neal Zetter that takes you back to his time at school and it looks as if not much has changed! Meet Mr Shoutyteacher, always getting in a STROP, as well as the school nose-picker (careful if hes sitting next to you!). Whats your excuse for not doing your home-work? Who feels like maths is a number-filled mystery? Whats your favourite sport football in the playground or risk the dangers of roller-skating? Rap and rhyme your way around all the notable characters in school, not forgetting the members of your own embarrassing family. And look out for jokes as well as fascinating facts (true or false?). The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged. Artikel-Nr. GOR011922966
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Anbieter: AwesomeBooks, Wallingford, Vereinigtes Königreich
paperback. Zustand: Very Good. Ford, Emily (illustrator). When the Bell Goes: A Rapping Rhyming Trip Through Childhood This book is in very good condition and will be shipped within 24 hours of ordering. The cover may have some limited signs of wear but the pages are clean, intact and the spine remains undamaged. This book has clearly been well maintained and looked after thus far. Money back guarantee if you are not satisfied. See all our books here, order more than 1 book and get discounted shipping. Artikel-Nr. 7719-9781909991576
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Anbieter: Bahamut Media, Reading, Vereinigtes Königreich
paperback. Zustand: Very Good. Ford, Emily (illustrator). This book is in very good condition and will be shipped within 24 hours of ordering. The cover may have some limited signs of wear but the pages are clean, intact and the spine remains undamaged. This book has clearly been well maintained and looked after thus far. Money back guarantee if you are not satisfied. See all our books here, order more than 1 book and get discounted shipping. Artikel-Nr. 6545-9781909991576
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