There's a Fly on My Toast! - Hardcover

Matott, Justin

 
9781889191232: There's a Fly on My Toast!

Inhaltsangabe

THIS IS AWESOME! Reviewer: A reader This book is SO MUCH fun! I have read and reread the funny, peculiar, thought provoking poems so many times with my daughter that it is already showing great signs of wear, after only two months. I hope this author is discovered by some big time talk show people. He deserves to be known as well as some of the others such as Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelusky and the others that keep us laughing. Encore! Encore! Encore!

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Über die Autorin bzw. den Autor

Mr. MATOTT found his ear for rhyme as a fourth grader while writing on the blackboard after school so often. One time his teacher, the mean Sister Jean Claire, returned to the room to find he had written 100 times: I will not tease the fourth grade girls, I will not pull their fourth grade curls, I will not be a bad, bad kid, and I am sorry for what I did! A week later Mr. Matott s science fair project (beans in Dixie cups at different lighting intervals) won first prize. Soon after he was back at the blackboard writing: I will not shove beans up my nose, no matter how I think they grows, I shoved one in poor Ronnie s ear, and now poor Ronnie cannot hear! This one got him sent to the office.

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There s a Fly on My Toast! is the long awaited collaboration from the team that brought forth the award-winning and beloved Ol Lady Grizelda! For breakfast or dinner or even for lunch! I ll eat them forever, munch them by the bunch! I like it when they re double! I like some extra cheese! Cheeseburgers are awesome! I ll have two, pretty please! Cheeseburgers are just one of the subjects Matott writes about in this delightful book. From dogs and cats, annoying siblings, wrinkled elbows, and underwear, to many other subjects, you will surely be entertained and will nod with recognition from your own experiences as you read.

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