GEORGE DUBYA BUSH JOKE BOOK

"What I'm against is quotas. I'm against hard quotas, quotas that basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society." - George W. Bush (23/3/99) George Bush went to Italy and was asked if he was a fan of opera. "Hell no," he said "She's nowhere near as good as Jerry Springer." - Nelson David, George 'Dubya' Bush Joke Book

Whatever anyone says about George 'Dubya' Bush, he is one heck of a comedian. Ever since the 'will-he/won't-he' US election he remained a constant source of hilarity in an all too humourless world. And now as leader of the free world George seems set on carving out a reputation as President of the incomprehensible statement and down-right funny one-liner. Following the best-selling Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton Uncensored Joke Books; the George 'Dubya' Bush Joke Book will amuse and delight anyone eager to have their funny bone tickled by the most powerful man in the Western World. Laugh with him, laugh at him, but laugh you will. We might not understand what you're saying half the time George - but Mr. President, we salute you!