#CivilDisconvenience

    What if Revelations had been called Revolutions?
    Hang on a second while I google this.
    Jesus laughed.
    Fire breaks through the smoke the way sun breaks
      through the fog.
    Quiet as an option silently dies.
    Unforgettable facts wedge themselves like stains between
      our bedsheets.
    Prayer's tinny voice squawks from an analog phone.
    Most rioters eventually get distracted by mirrors.
    I'd take the calm before the storm if it meant having any calm
      whatsofuckingever.
    There are levels of speechless we haven't yet discovered.
    Wanking is the other white meat of art.
    The forecast follows the fearcast.
    Horror becomes the state one occupies when seeing oneself quoted
      in the news.
    Marginalia declared autonomy and formed a state.
    People in the suburbs suffer from Stock Home Syndrome.
    Who dares enjoy themselves anymore?
    Remember to thank Christ you don't have to get off your
      couch.
    Saying things gets only saying done.
    Flames paint outer walls red the way televisions paint inner walls
      blue.
    Down-the-way is where news happens.
    Pluck the bricks flying by to rebuild your house.
    Listen for the constant exposition of a man sure he's
      nailing a date.
    We have the right to demand boredom.
    Lassie keeps barking about how much Timmy likes it down the
      well.
    Sadness retains its title as anger's most widespread
      illusion.
    It's become apparent your fantasies just aren't interesting
      enough.
    Civil unrest always evolves into parties.
    Police hunch over coffee with their heads bowed and gun hands
      twitching.
    Rows of driveways straight as bars on windows.
    A Streetcar Named Covet.
    I just realized my dick and head both loll the same way
      when tired.
    Dollarama looted but the bookstore left untouched.
    Staff the barricades!
    We used to say don't go into the woods whereas now we say don't
      read the comments.
    Cave wall shadows only work if there's a fire.
    It appears that decimate now means to reduce by a factor of holy
      fuck.
    Can any