How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills - Softcover

"Grahame-Smith's little volume is just like a horror movie: entertaining and...a fun afternoon's diversion."--The Hartford Courant "If you have snakes on your plane, did something last summer or suspect you've been dead since the beginning of the movie, then this is the book for you."--McClatchy-Tribune "How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for horror movie buffs of all ages."--Think Geek "Insightful, funny, and a must-have companion for any horror fan."--Geeks of Doom "A tongue-in-cheek guide loaded with humorous insights to the many familiar cinematic tropes that populate the genre."--Horror DNA, 4 star review

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover: How to Perform an Exorcism What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll How to Survive an Alien Invasion How to Tell If You ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie and much, much more. Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp.