The Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World 2018 (The Unofficial Guides) - Softcover

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INTRODUCTION: THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING GOOFY

The Disney-character physician is having lunch with the director of park operations when the doc's phone rings. . . .

"Excuse me", he says. "It's the fertility clinic" I'd better take it."

Getting up, he exits the restaurant and returns a few minutes later looking concerned.
"It's the darndest thing," the doctor says. "But there's not a thing wrong with any of them. . . ."
"Any of whom," the director asks.
,The Disney princes and princesses. They all checked out fine.

The director can't believe his ears. He stares at the doctor. "Wait a minute"are you telling me that you sent the Disney princes and princesses to a fertility clinic,"
Just the human ones who are married, plus the Beast. I didn't send Mickey and Minnie, Donald and Daisy, Lady and the Tramp, and a bunch of others who've been coupled up for decades,

Still stupefied, the director stammers, "Why" I didn't even know there was a problem."
,Well, the characters have never complained, but most have been married for years and years, and, um . . . haven't you noticed that none of them have any children?"
"I've never given it any thought, but it's fewer high-earning characters on my payroll."

"Well, I've given it plenty of thought. We're locked in a blood-feud competition with Universal, and their characters are having babies right and left. Shrek and Princess Fiona alone have been popping out little ogres and ogreettes like Big Macs."

The director gives the doctor a hard look. "I could have told you there’s nothing wrong physically with the princes and princesses."
"If that's the case, why aren't they having children” Don't they know about the birds and the bees,"
"The birds and the bees shall not be spoken of at Disney! But that's not why they don't have kids."

"Then why,"

The director leans across the table to keep from being overheard. "Why do you think princes and princesses live" happily ever after”

And so it goes. . . .

What really makes writing about Walt Disney World fun is that the Disney people take everything so seriously. Day to day, they debate momentous decisions with far-ranging consequences: Will Pluto look silly in a silver cape? Have we gone too far with The Little Mermaid's cleavage? With the nation's drug problem a constant concern, should we have a dwarf named Dopey?

Unofficially, we think having a sense of humor is important. This guidebook has one, and it’s probably necessary that you do, too―not to use this book, but to have the most fun possible at Walt Disney World. Think of the Unofficial Guide as a private trainer to help get your sense of humor in shape. It will help you understand the importance of being Goofy.

PART 3 ACCOMMODATIONS

Animal Kingdom Lodge & Villas
Jambo House offers fine dining in a casual setting at Jiko, The Cooking Place. Twin wood-burning ovens are the focal point of the restaurant, which serves meals inspired by the myriad cuisines of Africa. Boma,Flavors of Africa, the family restaurant, serves a buffet with food prepared in an exhibition kitchen featuring a wood-burning grill and rotisserie. Tables are under thatched roofs. The Mara, a quick-service restaurant with extended hours, and Victoria Falls, a delightful mezzanine lounge overlooking Boma, round out the hotel's food-and-beverage service. Other amenities include an elaborate swimming area, a village marketplace, and a 1hour nighttime safari tour exclusively for Lodge guests ages 8 and up. The tour costs $70 per person and takes place nightly at 10 p.m.

Consisting of a separate building shaped like a backwards 3, Kidani Village comprises 324 units, a dedicated savanna, a well-themed pool and splash zone, and Sanaa, a sit-down restaurant combining Indian and African cuisines. Other amenities include a fitness center, an arcade, a gift shop, and tennis, shuffleboard, and basketball courts. Kidani Village is connected to Jambo House by a half-mile walking trail; DDV guests at either resort can use the facilities at both buildings.

Both Jambo House and Kidani Village have studios and one, two, and three-bedroom villas. Most rooms at Kidani Village are larger, however, and the difference is anywhere from 50 square feet for a studio to more than 200 square feet for a two-bedroom unit. (The three bedroom Grand Villas at Jambo House, 148 square feet larger than those in Kidani Village, are the exception.) Kidani's villas also have one more bathroom for one, two, and three-bedroom units. Because of the difference in area, one-bedroom units in Kidani Village can accommodate up to five people, and two-bedroom units can hold up to nine via a sleeper chair in the living room. At Jambo House, one-bedroom "value" rooms sleep four; standard, savanna, and Club Level rooms sleep five.

Having stayed at Kidani Village almost a dozen times, we think it;s quiet and relaxed. The lobby and rooms have a smaller, more personal feel than Jambo House's. The exterior isn’t anything special―essentially a set of green rectangles with oversize African-themed decorations attached. Kidani's distance from Jambo House makes it feel especially remote. The bus stops are a fair distance from the main building, too, and it’s easy to head in the wrong direction when you're coming back from the parks at night.

Animal Kingdom Lodge & Villas is connected to the rest of Disney World by bus, but because of the resort's remote location, you should seriously consider having a car if you stay there.

A family of four from Lincoln, England, gives Animal Kingdom Lodge a mixed, though mostly positive, review:

We had a fab holiday, but we wouldn't recommend people paying the extra money to have a savanna room. The animals are scarce, and you don't really spend much time in your room. The pool and the children’s club were fantastic and the hotel stunning. The food court was fine, although we wished they'd change the menu, as after two weeks you’re fed up of the same choices.

Good (and not-so-good) rooms at Animal Kingdom Lodge & Villas

(See tinyurl.com/aklroomviews for photos.) A glance at the resort map tells you where the best rooms and villas are. Kudu Trail and Zebra Trail, two wings branching from the rear of Jambo House, form a semicircle around the central wildlife savanna. Along each wing are seven five story buildings, with accommodations on floors two through five. Five buildings on each wing form the semicircle, while the remaining two buildings jut away from the center. The best rooms,on floors three and four, facing into the circle, are high enough to survey the entire savanna yet low enough to let you appreciate the ground level detail of this amazing wildlife exhibit; plus, these rooms offer the easiest access to the lobby and restaurants. Second-floor rooms really can’t take in the panorama, and fifth-floor rooms are a little too high for intimate views of the animals. Most of the fourth-floor rooms in Jambo House are reserved for concierge guests, and the fifth and sixth floors house the DDV units.

Most rooms in the outward-jutting buildings, as well as rooms facing away from the interior, also survey a savanna, but one not as compelling as that of the inner circle. On the Zebra Trail, the first two buildings plus the first jutting building provide savanna views on one side and look onto the swimming complex on the other.

Less attractive still are two smaller wings, Ostrich Trail and Giraffe Trail, branching from either side of the lodge near the main entrance. Some rooms on the left side of Ostrich Trail (see map on page 196) overlook a small savanna. Rooms on the opposite side of the same buildings overlook the front entrance. Least desirable is Giraffe Trail, extending from the right side of the lobby: Its...